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A Heavenly Body
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A Heavenly Body |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Her breasts now round and sumptuous, A figure that's adorned, Something she's worked on continuously, Before was only scorned. Hair like golden strands of silk, A complexion like a baby's, Legs like that on Betty Grable, One very gorgeous lady. She's worked and saved and done without, To get her body in this shape, Now she's pursued by all the men, Her looks are simply great. Though it took so many years, She's never been regretfull, Congratulations Balladeer, Your surgery was successful. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-17-1999).] |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
 lol!"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! There ya go, Toe... telling all his secrets again! LOL. And telling them so well. *G* Deer: Couldja let me know how you did it??? Are are you hogging all that attention for yourself??? LOL |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
LOL Toerag, this was great! Loved the ending lol.  What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
ROTFLMAO OMG....too funny! Toe...you are just gonna have to get a computer when you move! We can't do without you. I can't make it through the Toerag Withdrawal Syndrome! It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Great poem, old Toe. Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs. lol Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate. Merry Christmas, too. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Great poem, old Toe. Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs. lol Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate. Merry Christmas, too. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMAO!!!! Toe, what will we do without your wit and humor around here? Loved it, thanks I needed a good laugh today! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You got me again with that surprise hillarious ending! I never know 'till the end if it's going to be one of your zingers or not! Denise |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Your really in trouble now, You put a burr under the wrong cow He will boil you in oil. And haunt you like a gargoyle. He will toss you in the sulfur pit Along with the rest of your wit. good luck. Enjoyed the poem. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL....too funny...  And I echo Caroline and WhtDove....Thank you for the smiles A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
Ha Harrr...(and other laughing sounds) so much wit. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Too funny my friend!! I was not expecting that end! LOL! That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gee, Toe, I felt deep inside that you've always lusted after me but to use your imagination to create a beautiful woman and pretend she's me is just a little on the kinky side, don't ya think? Well, if it helps ya get through the day........ |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ooh, wincing in pain just watching such a low blow. Ouch, that had to hurt. Michael |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Balladeer: Tsk, tsk... I know the idea of Toe lusting after you is quite appealing... God knows enough women find that idea VERY appealing. *G* But if you think you can get a sex change and waltz to the front of his fan line, you've got another thought coming! LOL. Get to the back of the line... way, WAY on back there... it won't do you any good, but it will keep you out of trouble for years and years... (Cause I don't intend to relinquish my place in line for many decades! LOL) |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...you are just too bad Toe........LOL |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Is nothing sacred???????/ |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, This is great! *Krista Knutson* ~Only within the depths of the most ominous darkness can the beauty of light truly be understood~ |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Oh gees! He he he ha ha ha ho ho ho.....I'm laughing so hard I best get to the bathroom before I have an accident !!!! ROFLMAO  This was fabulous! What a surprising ending! And a big haha to 'deers reply! LOL- - - If I can just touch you once, then I feel I have accomplished what I am called to do...- - pFF |
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