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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-12-17 09:11 AM



Her breasts now round and sumptuous,
A figure that's adorned,
Something she's worked on continuously,
Before was only scorned.

Hair like golden strands of silk,
A complexion like a baby's,
Legs like that on Betty Grable,
One very gorgeous lady.

She's worked and saved and done without,
To get her body in this shape,
Now she's pursued by all the men,
Her looks are simply great.

Though it took so many years,
She's never been regretfull,
Congratulations Balladeer,
Your surgery was successful.



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-17-1999).]

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Saxoness
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1 posted 1999-12-17 09:20 AM


  lol!

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


suthern
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2 posted 1999-12-17 09:22 AM


ROFLMAO!!!! There ya go, Toe... telling all his secrets again! LOL. And telling them so well. *G*

Deer: Couldja let me know how you did it??? Are are you hogging all that attention for yourself??? LOL


Dark Angel
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3 posted 1999-12-17 09:23 AM


LOL Toerag, this was great! Loved the ending lol.  

 What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge



caroline
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4 posted 1999-12-17 09:27 AM


ROTFLMAO  OMG....too funny!  Toe...you are just gonna have to get a computer when you move! We can't do without you. I can't make it through the Toerag Withdrawal Syndrome!

 It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain



LngJhnAg
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5 posted 1999-12-17 10:23 AM


Great poem, old Toe.  Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs.  lol

Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate.  Merry Christmas, too.

LngJhnAg
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6 posted 1999-12-17 10:24 AM


Great poem, old Toe.  Naturally, I must wonder if you think great breasts are the same as great pecs.  lol

Consider this a shot across your bow, you old reprobate.  Merry Christmas, too.

WhtDove
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7 posted 1999-12-17 10:44 AM


LMAO!!!!  Toe, what will we do without your wit and humor around here?  Loved it, thanks I needed a good laugh today!  
Denise
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8 posted 1999-12-17 11:08 AM


You got me again with that surprise hillarious ending! I never know 'till the end if it's going to be one of your zingers or not!  

 Denise



Seymour Tabin
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9 posted 1999-12-17 11:52 AM


Toe,
Your really in trouble now,
You put a burr under the wrong cow
He will boil you in oil.
And haunt you like a gargoyle.
He will toss you in the sulfur pit
Along with the rest of your wit.
good luck. Enjoyed the poem.

Pepper
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10 posted 1999-12-17 12:12 PM


ROFL....too funny...
And I echo Caroline and WhtDove....Thank you for the smiles  

 A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire!



U K Hero
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11 posted 1999-12-17 12:31 PM


Ha Harrr...(and other laughing sounds)
so much wit.

Sven
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12 posted 1999-12-17 12:50 PM


Too funny my friend!!

I was not expecting that end!

LOL!

 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl



Balladeer
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13 posted 1999-12-17 02:06 PM


Gee, Toe, I felt deep inside that you've always lusted after me but to use your imagination to create a beautiful woman and pretend she's me is just a little on the kinky side, don't ya think? Well, if it helps ya get through the day........
Michael
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14 posted 1999-12-17 02:12 PM


ooh, wincing in pain just watching such a low blow.  Ouch, that had to hurt.


Michael

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15 posted 1999-12-17 04:12 PM


Balladeer: Tsk, tsk... I know the idea of Toe lusting after you is quite appealing... God knows enough women find that idea VERY appealing. *G* But if you think you can get a sex change and waltz to the front of his fan line, you've got another thought coming! LOL. Get to the back of the line... way, WAY on back there... it won't do you any good, but it will keep you out of trouble for years and years... (Cause I don't intend to relinquish my place in line for many decades! LOL)
hoot_owl_rn
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16 posted 1999-12-17 04:57 PM


ROFL...you are just too bad Toe........LOL
Nan
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17 posted 1999-12-17 10:02 PM


Is nothing sacred???????/
Alwye
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18 posted 1999-12-17 10:05 PM


LOL, This is great!  

 *Krista Knutson*

~Only within the depths of the most ominous darkness can the beauty of light truly be understood~


poetFemmeFatale
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19 posted 1999-12-19 12:59 PM


Oh gees!  He he he ha ha ha ho ho ho.....I'm laughing so hard I best get to the bathroom before I have an accident !!!!   ROFLMAO          This was fabulous!  What a surprising ending!  And a big haha to 'deers reply!  LOL

 - - - If I can just touch you once, then I feel I have accomplished what I am called to do...- - pFF


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