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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
There once was a family of brothers, aunts, uncles and various others; They wrote some fun stuff, (although some had enough), they would write despite all others druthers. See, none of these guys were related, though they claimed their relation predated by same names and the like, though the fact that they're psycho, kept them in the 'stute, some sedated. Justin Kace was the brother of Thyme and they thought they were first borns to rhyme! They wrote and they posted on a board that was hosted by Ron, the webmaster, sublime. And then other Justins, they followed and in silly rhyming they wallowed. They told tales much in sync but they never did think that the truth of their stories was swallowed. The clan of the Justins grew quicker with each one that was added, much sicker! Credible, Sayne, Thyme, Kace, they did reign, and then Ebriated came with his liquor. Most all of these Justins resided in a 'stute with straight jackets provided. Nurse Cratchet was there Doctor Moose and Bugs Hare and additional Loonies (lopsided). This 'stute thing got quite outa hand-- more than the first Justins had planned. Cartoons came in nuts and were thrown on their butts until most animations were canned! The webmaster, Ron, was confused! Had his board membership been abused? All e-mails submitted, verified and transmitted, were valid which left him bemused. Who WERE all these nut Justin rhymers? Were they poets or sick social climbers? Were these poetic 'stuters on Nurse Cratchet's 'puters? Or were they just Passion old-timers? In conclusion, I truly implore are the Justins for real? Are there more? Are we finished with 'stuters who play on computers like kids in a big candy store? I ask you how this family can include someone sane such as me? Writing's S'POSED to be serious, not an imperious flamboyant display of whoopee! I'll tell you a secret, dear friend.... One day all of this nonsense will end! These Justins tell lies (are these Justins all *guys*?) One day you will soon comprehend! One day they'll be Justin Vestigated... and identities soon annotated. Until then, I guess, we'll read rhymes that attest that these 'stute poems are much overrated! signedd, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire 12/15/99 ----------------------- footnote limerick (I'm writing this limerick, see, for Nan's class on this color TV I didn't know what I should write about, but, the first topic I thought of was ME!) I tried to post this at the forum... (this poet did not want to bore 'em) but there was no publication, despite early registration.... Did this Justin lack forum decorum??? ----------------------------------- |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
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Overrated? You're not serious are you? I haven't read one by you 'nuts' or 'sane' Justins that I didn't enjoy thoroughly! And this is no exception! Hillarious!  Denise |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
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LMAO! Well, this was certainly worth your time and effort. I giggled my way through the entire piece. (as I do with all of your works) Well done! This is too funny. |
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Justine Uff Junior Member
since 1999-10-17
Posts 27 |
They are all Justin Sayne at the 'stute That's a fact you can nary refute If you see Justin Thyme He'll be penning new rhyme Justin Kace Crachet gives him the boot He'll then be DaVinci and paint Mona Lisa would fall down and faint She'll frown 'stead of smile Wondering all of the while Justin Thyme he now says he ain't Crachet's still chasing the Moose For somebody let him run loose She'll catch him some day And she'll have her way And then he will be a cooked Goose..... |
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