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'Deer can keep them screaming
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'Deer can keep them screaming |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Three men, friends all, Met in a bar after work. They took to drinking and bragging, (As all of us men jerks). And while they were a bragging About their sexual prowess, They made a bet twixt them, 'Bout which of them was best. They bet upon the screaming Their spouses would ensue If they were to make love As we Casanova sailors do. And so they all went home To make good on all their bets, The Toerag and the Sailor, And the Balladeer (who is all wet). When they met a week hence, To brag upon their skills, The Toearag stepped forward, To talk about his thrills. "I bought a dozen roses, Then I took her out to dine, Then I made wild love to her, She screamed an hour, by my time." Then Long John scoffed at Toerag, (As he's wont to often do) "I did all that and more, And my Lorelei screamed for TWO!" Then Balladeer laughed out loud, At our testosterone-driven jests, He said, "I've done much better, And it appears I've won all bets." "I didn't woo my darling. I didn't take her out to dine. I didn't buy her roses, I didn't take the time." "I simply went for a quickie, The I wiped myself on the bedspread. She saw what I had done, And she is screaming yet!" [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 11-12-1999).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
hmmpph - if you think I am going to let this poem die on the vine, you are as crazy as me. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
This kinda goes with 'Deer's earlier comment about his ex having the times confused when to be an angel and a devil. *G* Some screams ya want... some ya get anyway! LOL |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
ROTFLMAO...Good one Sailor! I bet she'll be screaming for years over that one.....'Deer one you really should try to make her scream in pleasure...lol. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, just think of the cleaning bills....Look at Monica's bills?.... |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Two? only two???LOL..I want more than two!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
There's my little Lorelei - hi ya, Honey. As for two hours - as you well know, we live close to an airport and the Air Traffic Controllers have asked us to keep your screaming down so they can hear the jets taking off. Two hours is all they will allow. After that, and they get deaf from the after-burner-like noise. |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
LOL..LJA...and I can only take so much of your stong willed lovin'!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Lorelei - I am not strong willed - you are just sweetly submissive. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL....sweetlt submissive (now that sounds like a topic for adult if I ever heard one  )------------------ Alis volat propriis (She flies with her own wings) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, I couldn't help myself. She was such a comely lass, you know. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
lolol you three and your imaginations keep my smiling |
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