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A Fashion Model's Pep Talk to Chubbies
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A Fashion Model's Pep Talk to Chubbies |
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Dom Mart Member
since 1999-08-17
Posts 164Florida |
I'll have a spoon of tofu, Seven bean sprouts on the side, Iced tea, with zero sugar, For dessert, half a kumquat, dried. Ordering lunch is a science, Not something to do on a whim. You'll note that the items I order Are intended to keep me slim. If you aren't just as selective. If you eat at the drop of a hat, Then don't blame it on your genes, When you find yourself getting fat. Rather than envy my figure, Take control. Here's my advice: Learn to enjoy raw broccoli, Celery and boiled brown rice. When your cheek bones push through your face And your legs are like poles of a rake, Reward your conquest of fat With a a sliver of angel food cake. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
 Great one, Dom! Denise |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Dom, Reads like my wife ordering my lunch. Great poem. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Speaks volumes Dom... Loved the read ....  A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
Very clever, Dom.  Jim "If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther |
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