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Dear Jane Letter, (In response to Balladeer's "I don't Care"
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Dear Jane Letter, (In response to Balladeer's "I don't Care" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
This will show her Balladeer...this will teach her a lesson by golly! DEAR JANE, So ya found another? A brand new lover? He's got money? He's really a honey? A classie sports car? A 20 acre yard? Looks like a God? A well chiseled bod? Ya been sleepin' with him? He's become more than a friend? You're breakin' my heart? Ya tore it apart? So now we're through! I'm leaving you! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-10-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... "You can't fire me, I quit!" hunh? LOL... This is great, Toe!!!! He SHOULD dump her! LOL |
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cjs9853 Junior Member
since 1999-11-26
Posts 44smyrna, tn usa. |
you two are crazy  ) you make me laugh and i thank you for that.i really enjoy your poems . |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
boy...did this one ever receive rave reviews.....Oh well....can't win 'em all!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
But... but... but... Carol and I are quality! That oughtta count! LOL We sure can't win on email, dear... I'm assuming you've sent some... as have I... but nothing's arrived... smooch! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Andrew Scott says "Stunning! Five stars that outshine the competition!" New York Time: "A must read for all poet heads!" Playboy: "If it had pictures we'd be out of business." |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL...Guess you told her Toe!  I'm sure Balladeer will be happy for your' help in this matter...lol |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
thank you all.....and good bye..I hope all of you have a prosperous New Year, a very lovely Christmas, (or whatever you all celebrate), and know that Toe will be thinking of you all.....adios....and think of me from time to time...will ya?......LuvToe |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
Dear Jane (with a Lawyer's Twist): Alienation of Affections, The sweetest of the court's confections, Go ahead and pack your backs 'cause hubby's gonna sue! His house and cars are mine, my dear, As are his yacht and peer. I'm sure I'll be quite happy, love, 'cause hubby's gonna sue! I hope your life'll be more complete With your new love living on the street, With paper bags on his perfect feet, 'cause hubby's gonna sue! My lawyers will have dealt their strife While, with his cash, I'll rebuild MY life, With Heidi Klum as my new wife, 'cause hubby's gonna sue! 'Cause hubby's gonna sue! Jim "If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Dear Toe I know with your humor you will go wherever you want to get. Just don't forget your family here, cause we won't forget you. In the dew of little things, the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. (ee cummings) |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
great sister piece Toe, the one compliments the other. "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Sounds like she's in for it. Have a nice Christmas Toe, we'll miss ya around here |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
But...but...where are you going, Toe? Did I miss something...last I read about it you said you'd be here for awhile yet (?) Try not to be gone too long, ok? And have a wonderful Christmas, too. Funny poem!  Denise |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Atta boy, Toe! Get her! She can't handle a one-toe punch like this! jboulder....fantastic job! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I like it, Toe.... I just had to work all day is all..... ya know??? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Sock it to her Toe! L-l-leaving? I hope it's only for Christmas break?? BYE Toe! Have a wonderful holiday! You'll be in my thoughts and prayers! <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
jbouder: Loved the lawyer's twist! *G* Toerag: May your farewell be a brief one, dear friend... come back to us soon! I hope your holidays are filled with the happiness and laughter you give so generously all through the year.... and with the peace and love you deserve so very much. Whatever the path that you must follow Our thoughts are with you as you go. We'll miss your caring, wit, and jests And pray that you are richly blessed. |
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