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Toerag
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0 posted 1999-12-10 08:12 AM


This will show her Balladeer...this will teach her a lesson by golly!

DEAR JANE,

So ya found another?
A brand new lover?
He's got money?
He's really a honey?
A classie sports car?
A 20 acre yard?
Looks like a God?
A well chiseled bod?
Ya been sleepin' with him?
He's become more than a friend?
You're breakin' my heart?
Ya tore it apart?
So now we're through!
I'm leaving you!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 12-10-1999).]

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 1999-12-10 08:18 AM


ROFL... "You can't fire me, I quit!" hunh? LOL... This is great, Toe!!!! He SHOULD dump her! LOL
cjs9853
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2 posted 1999-12-10 01:53 PM


you two are crazy ) you make me laugh and i thank you for that.i really enjoy your poems .
Toerag
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3 posted 1999-12-10 02:45 PM


boy...did this one ever receive rave reviews.....Oh well....can't win 'em all!!!
suthern
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4 posted 1999-12-10 03:05 PM


But... but... but... Carol and I are quality! That oughtta count! LOL

We sure can't win on email, dear... I'm assuming you've sent some... as have I... but nothing's arrived... smooch!

Andrew Scott
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5 posted 1999-12-10 03:07 PM


Andrew Scott says "Stunning! Five stars that outshine the competition!"
New York Time: "A must read for all poet heads!"
Playboy: "If it had pictures we'd be out of business."

Pepper
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6 posted 1999-12-10 03:08 PM


LOL...Guess you told her Toe! I'm sure Balladeer will be happy for your' help in this matter...lol
Toerag
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7 posted 1999-12-10 03:58 PM


thank you all.....and good bye..I hope all of you have a prosperous New Year, a very lovely Christmas, (or whatever you all celebrate), and know that Toe will be thinking of you all.....adios....and think of me from time to time...will ya?......LuvToe
jbouder
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8 posted 1999-12-10 04:57 PM


Dear Jane (with a Lawyer's Twist):

Alienation of Affections,
The sweetest of the court's confections,
Go ahead and pack your backs 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

His house and cars are mine, my dear,
As are his yacht and peer.
I'm sure I'll be quite happy, love, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

I hope your life'll be more complete
With your new love living on the street,
With paper bags on his perfect feet, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

My lawyers will have dealt their strife
While, with his cash, I'll rebuild MY life,
With Heidi Klum as my new wife, 'cause hubby's gonna sue!

'Cause hubby's gonna sue!


 Jim

"If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther


Martie
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9 posted 1999-12-10 06:06 PM


Dear Toe I know with your humor
you will go wherever you want
to get.  Just don't forget
your family here, cause we won't forget you.

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)

Saxoness
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10 posted 1999-12-10 06:34 PM


great sister piece Toe, the one compliments the other.

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


hoot_owl_rn
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11 posted 1999-12-10 07:45 PM


Sounds like she's in for it.

Have a nice Christmas Toe, we'll miss ya around here

Denise
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12 posted 1999-12-10 08:15 PM


But...but...where are you going, Toe? Did I miss something...last I read about it you said you'd be here for awhile yet (?) Try not to be gone too long, ok? And have a wonderful Christmas, too.

Funny poem!  

 Denise



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13 posted 1999-12-10 08:41 PM


Atta boy, Toe! Get her! She can't handle a one-toe punch like this!

jboulder....fantastic job!

Nan
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14 posted 1999-12-10 09:02 PM


I like it, Toe.... I just had to work all day is all..... ya know???
WhtDove
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15 posted 1999-12-11 01:13 AM


Sock it to her Toe!  

L-l-leaving?  I hope it's only for Christmas break??  BYE Toe! Have a wonderful holiday! You'll be in my thoughts and prayers!


 <*\\\><
Jesus is the reason for the season


suthern
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16 posted 1999-12-12 04:16 PM


jbouder: Loved the lawyer's twist! *G*

Toerag: May your farewell be a brief one, dear friend... come back to us soon! I hope your holidays are filled with the happiness and laughter you give so generously all through the year.... and with the peace and love you deserve so very much.

Whatever the path that you must follow
Our thoughts are with you as you go.
We'll miss your caring, wit, and jests
And pray that you are richly blessed.

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