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Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

0 posted 1999-12-08 12:37 PM

Do you journey with no chart,
As you slowly drift apart,
On the waterbed of love,
Are there talons on your dove?

Then pull up close and listen well,
'Cause only once will I you tell,
For in love, I have been burned,
From the anguish I have learned.

Her eyes they have a brilliant sheen,
One is blue and one is green,
Long silken hair, it's jet coal black,
But for the bald spot, in the back.

An angel's voice, doth touch within,
Sounds a bit, like Rin Tin Tin,
She has a body that won't quit,
Goes on and on, and on and on, no end to it.

Late last night, at ten o'clock,
She hit me with electric shock,
Ten thousand volts, boy did I catch it,
From my true love, my dear Nurse Cratchet.

And all because, my poor dog Ian,
You know the one, he's European,
A small mistake, a yellow spot,
Caused Cratchet dear, to get real hot.

The moral of pathetic tale,
Nan's gift to me, caused love to fail,
Don't ever get, the 'stute floor wet,
And run like heck, from teacher's pet.

Addendum:
The shock's worn off, I'm feeling better,
As frisky as an Irish setter,
Please be my princess, I'll be your toad,
If my dear Cratchet, you'll ignore this ode.

Betty Gravitt
Member

since 1999-09-11

Posts 222
Georgia United States

1 posted 1999-12-08 12:45 PM

This I liked, made me smile, and on a day like this I need a smile. Thanks for the uplift in spirits.

B Gravitt

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 1999-12-08 01:38 PM

ROFL... love is just plain tough, isn't it? *G* Better watch that great dog Ian... and be more careful WhereHepean! *G*

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

3 posted 1999-12-08 01:43 PM

ROFL... I swear the dog will be the end of you Oh Wicked One... Good dog Toto... ah... I mean Ian... you just keep on peain our little dog Ian and the big nasty witch will go away.

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 1999-12-08 02:47 PM

Where oh where did your dog piddle
On Cratchit's fresh cleaned tile?
I tried that once some time ago
Though have not for quite awhile

Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

5 posted 1999-12-09 12:38 PM

At least Dorothy and Auntie Em are housebroken....

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