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Is That You Grammar? (or why I flunked high school english)
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Is That You Grammar? (or why I flunked high school english) |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69
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Is that your participle dangling, ...there upon the floor? You look just like my grammar, ...have we ever metaphor? Once you were an adjective, ...now you are a pronoun, I ran in a pentameter, ...iambic not a noun, Christmastime at homonym, Some eggnog with some synonym, Parsely, sage, rosemary, and rhyme, I pay my syntax April time, If odist seems nonsensical, ...sonnets will agree, My object is adverbial, ...PRAISE BE MY SIMILE! [This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 12-07-1999).] |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
This is positively ~Wicked~. It's such a fun piece. Congrats, Wick ... how cool ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
WWotE....... I think you're Justin Corrigible.... I enjoy your poetry sooooo much, I got you a Christmas gift..... A new..  ... See 'im onomatopoeian?????  [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-06-1999).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Nan - That is sooooooooo funny ! And, by the way ... couldn't help but notice that Ron didn't put in any puppy icons ! Boo ! Make him add some ! P L E A S E ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious! I love it!  Denise |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
As I pet my doggy new, What breed he is I wish I knew. Perhaps he comes from Cape Cod, Mass. Perhaps was raised on Kansas grass? I think I'll name my doggy Ian, He's OMG! European!!! [This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 12-06-1999).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Gals, I'm not sure what plane you're on ... me? I'm just a ~PEON~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
WWotE... they think you all are a female... I thought you were a hermaphrodite... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
*chuckling!* |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL... |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
That there pucchie better be trained we've got enough yellow and brown stains on the floor already. Toilet trained and he can stay. Does this mean Dorothy not to far behind, and Auntie Em? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Greetings from the Monkey Boy ohhh Wicked One. Your poetic offering was most enjoyable. Hmmmmm... what's this? A pile of black clothes upon a small yellow puddle! Good dog Ian... Good dog. Can I keep him Nurse C? Please... Please, can I? I think I'll rename him Toto! Ohhhh... we're off to see the Wizard.... la la la la la la..... |
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The Tin Man New Member
since 1999-12-07
Posts 2Stute City, Forever U.S.A. |
Toto, I remember him sort of, wasn't he Dorothy's dog? I would love to see a dog roam around here as long as he don't piddle on my tin, I don't want to rust ya know. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Well as far as I'm concerned ,the dog can stay , we'll just put some antlers on it and it can be my assistant ! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Why Dr. Moose! A greetings to you... Been gone for a while... went to the zoo don't you know. Found this wonderful dog... Toto is his name. Antlers? Why sure... pass me that staple gun over there and I'm sure we'll get them afixed in a giffy. Ho Ho Ho... gotta go... I'm off... that is, to see the Wizzzard! By now... |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Hermaphrodite - Hismaphrodite.... What's the difference.... They're all one in the same...... |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
Loved this, I did! I promise not to call you an idiom! Really!! |
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