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Poet deVine
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0 posted 1999-12-04 12:02 PM



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a fruitcake made in 1983

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six pink flamingos
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve knitted potholders
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

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Nan
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1 posted 1999-12-04 12:04 PM


.....LOL..... and this is your "true" love???
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2 posted 1999-12-04 12:10 PM


Hehehe! Liked it much.

P.S. What is WhtDove's challenge by the way?

WhtDove
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3 posted 1999-12-04 12:25 PM


LOL...and I thought you were stuck? hahah...
Good one Devine!

Liz it is posted in here as Christmas Challenge.

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Poet deVine
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4 posted 1999-12-04 05:56 AM


Actually, my true love would give me software and books...

the challenge was to write a '12 days of Christmas' poem

WhtDove, if you knew how much I struggled with this! It has become my least favorite holiday song now! Bah humbug!

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5 posted 1999-12-04 07:03 AM


You did a great job on this! Pork rinds...ROFL!

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6 posted 1999-12-04 01:48 PM


I'm laughing!

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WhtDove
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7 posted 1999-12-04 02:54 PM


I know Devine...good Lord I've stuggled for days myself! Now I have finished it! heheh
Michael
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8 posted 1999-12-04 04:53 PM


Hey, save me some of that fruit cake, would ya? I got some of that round cheese in the colorful foil wrap a few years back...we can trade...LOL Great job, PdV.


Michael

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9 posted 1999-12-04 05:01 PM


LOL PDV, this was great, well done

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Ohme
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10 posted 1999-12-04 06:56 PM


ok, pdV. At least ya got somethin' I'm still workin' on it!
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11 posted 1999-12-04 07:13 PM


LOL...good one
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