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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There once was a teacher named Nan who functioned according to plan, 'til, long came a moose whos' poetic abuse turned out to be more than could stand. Each month there were projects assigned, most, filled the appropriate lines, 'til Doc, on all fours threw the rules out the door, saying, "I claim this workshop as mine!" The powers that be were appalled, exhibiting way too much gall, said Doc to the "Mods", "you're all peas in a pod", insuring his rapid downfall. But, Doc had an ace up his sleeve, most surely, they wouldn't make him leave if he could produce poems that weren't so obtuse, with holes in his head like a sieve! He pondered this plight for a while, and, with a slight sardonic smile, thought," when I post this, which they cannot resist if they "can" me I'll go out in style!" "Limericks,for this month we must do, what the heck, I will post just these few. There ain't nobody here so I've nothing to fear, by the way you can grade last months' too! |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
There once was a woman who screamed "it's boring to be so serene!" So she went to the doc who adjusted her clock-- prescribing her limericks green. *burp*  lub ya doc. |
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Endlessecho Member
since 2003-09-05
Posts 398I live within myself |
hahaha!! Wonderful! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
muted, Ah, the sound of one smiley clapping is music to my ears! Thanks. Doc serenity, And,"green" they are indeed. I've written a few, but, mostly to just see if I could. Thanks, be well. Doc Endlessecho, Thank you, I'm glad you got a chuckle. Doc |
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