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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess that I am Justin Thyme to join this group for silly rhyme but that is really not my goal, I'm here to say someone has sold my name and I am very pissed! I know that Thyme's hard to resist but THIS is just ridiculous! I'm here exposing him! I must! You see, I got an email from some little wimp who's very dumb! He said, "You sired me, sir, you louse! You screwed Mom! Never made her spouse!" And then he ranted for a while and stated flately, "I'm your child! You owe me from my years of pain! I WILL announce it once again!" He signed his note "Just in the Nick of". More mails followed. I'm quite SICK of this! He said he's coming here to write an expose so clear with full intent of "claiming fate", he said, "I'll get your whole estate!" My God! What nerve! I'm telling you if this boy comes in here, I'll SUE1 I never knew his mother, friends! He better watch his step! I'll send his little butt to lawsuit hell! This damn imposter's lying smells! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
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Justin the Nick of Thyme New Member
since 2002-05-23
Posts 1The Stute |
Dear Dad I'm here - You must 'fess up Justin the Nick of Thyme You know you knocked my mother up You wooed her with your rhyme! So Dad for you the time is nigh I'm right here in the flesh And you no longer can deny I've sent out a news flash.. It's Thyme for you to be a man And claim me as your own. I wrote to you, but then you ran and wouldn't get your phone. Mom knows the stuff that you're made of She's told me of the tail Sweet talked till you'd had Justine Uff And then you hit the trail. Now all I want is what is mine There's Thyme for your estate. Mom said I'd find you drinking wine Hiding behind the Stute! And there you are just as she said Justin Toxicated too Don't try to say we're all inbred For that is nothing new. You know I'm yours, not Justin Sayne Admit it now, you sot I look just like you, it's so plain Please, Dad - You're all I've got! |
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Bridget Shenachie Senior Member
since 2002-01-23
Posts 1056Kansas USA |
Speaking of legal problems--I heard the following story years ago--it's an anonymous quote: There ain't no justice in this ole land. They gave a divorce to my old man. I had to laugh at the judge's decision 'Cause he gave him the children And they weren't even his'n. Where do children come from anyway? Shenachie |
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Miss Fit New Member
since 2002-05-18
Posts 4Land of The Misfits |
Justin Tyme, with tears in my eyes from the police station I just came. I bailed out In The Nick Of, we’re kin, his eyes and mine are just the same.  In A Nick Of’s eyes are both cross-eyed just like yours and mine. That scallywag, In The Nick Of, I had to bail him out with my last dime. Seems he caused a ruckus at the local bar, and got himself arrested for his crime. He hit the guy for calling him a “son of a B” while screaming, “No! I’m the son of Justin Tyme!” He sobered up and told me then, your my cross-eyed Daddy too. I’m writing you to chip in for the bail, as this is what Daddy’s are supposed to do! And while your writing out your check, I have a wedding coming in June, you could help pay for the caterers June 19th, 2:00 o'oclock in the afternoon. So listen Dad, don’t try to hide In a Nick Of has a picture of you and Mom. Trust me in the picture we have, Mom ‘aint holding onto your thumb!  So here’s a picture of us kids, I hear we look so much like you… C’mon Dad lighten up, send us money and do what all decent Dads’ do? Just In A Nick Miss Fit Father’s Day is coming up in June, now we can get a card for you. Take responsibility like a real Father, And let's have a Father’s Day barbeque. What do ya say? [This message has been edited by Miss Fit (05-24-2002 12:44 PM).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Justin the Nick of..... Well THERE you are, you little twit! Your lying rhyme proves you're a snit! I never touched your mama, boy! These idle threats that you employ are simply bogus! You're a JOKE! How dare you try to rile these folks to side with you! You LIE! No true words in your lines ensue! You've got some nerve with accusations! Let me offer information! Posting lies in public places is a crime! I hope your face is ready for a punch, once more, I will explain what you're in for! By claming your identity as relative, a son to me you've put yourself in jeapardy. Just wait, you bastard boy, you'll see! I'm all you've got? Well ain't that great! You say access to my estate is what you want? HA HA! That's funny! Hope you have a LOT of money! My house is mortgaged to the hilt! I've bills piled up and have no guilt when agents call, collectors greedy, beady little eyes so seedy, hands held out to bleed me dry. Hey! I just LAUGH, 'cause you know why? You are a ditz! An opportunist net attacker, a cartoonist painting a scenerio of wealth you wish were here and so I might just sign the enchilada over to you! Think I oughta? Come on over! Meet my brothers and my aunt and several others! Justin Ebriated's here. He drank my gin and tapped my beer and Justin Kace bet on a race amd blew Mom's savings! Gone! Erased! Justin Credible just stated, "Bring him on! I am elated! If this Con is smart enough, I bet he's garnished LOTS of stuff which we can pilfer while he's sleeping." Justin Debt gaffaws, no weeping! Hell, boy, we don't need to sue! Do you play pool? I've got a cue! This Thyme you've hit a clan that's ready! Hope your nerves are good and steady!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha signed, just me, Justin T. aka Leonardo da Vinci Artiste Extraordinaire 'Stute Escapee [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (05-24-2002 06:24 PM).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
HEY Shenachie! That was really quite humorous. You made me laugh. But you mean you don't know? i bet some of the piptalk bigshot poet dudes might wanna show ya! Don't ask ME!! I don't know nuttin'! [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (05-24-2002 06:20 PM).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Miss Fit..... you too, eh? You two think you're clever, but you ain't! The only green I got is paint. Come on over with the twirp. Justin Ebriated burped and said he wants to meet you too. Bring a bottle! No, bring two! We'll be quite happy to discuss the wedding. Bring the groom! We all are betting he's got tickets to a honeymoon. We'll pick his pockets, too, and soon we'll all be on the beach, Jamaica ain't seen nothin' 'til we take a spin around the isle, the sound of paradise is Jusin Reach! And you can BET it's just our style! hehe Justin T. [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (05-24-2002 06:15 PM).] |
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