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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2000-09-12 06:18 PM


A guy named "Clops" used malaprops
so much it made him "Cy"
What words he learned how to discern
weren't close he wouldn't de-cry
His intellect did not reflect
his statue's even keel
as he was much too circumspect
to dis-invent the wheel
His grin of smiling origin
was great with toothy teeth
nine yards of massive derriere
resented Jasmine Bleeth's
When one show ever on would go
too long unto this day
a thunder of words can still be heard
and this is what they say
"I could be on Baywatch too ,
with a thong and some "Mary Kay!"


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jbouder
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Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash
1 posted 2000-09-14 12:29 PM


I like it.  I just can't figure out how ANYONE could resent Yasmine Bleeth's derriere.     

Jim

Dr.Moose1
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2 posted 2000-09-14 05:25 PM


Hey Jim ,
Well now I couldn't very well have said "resembled" now could I? Thanks for the R&R .
Doc

Nan
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3 posted 2000-10-02 08:43 PM


Great opener, Doc...
"Clops" had to "Cy"....  ...

I enjoyed it all - That line was great though... Maybe if I were a guy I'd have liked Jasmine better...

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