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'DEER Huntin
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
‘Deer Huntin' I've set my sights that's fore shore I've never stalked a man like this afore! Now that I live here at the ‘stute too ol' Balladeer'll never have a clue I'll watch him and plan and scheme getting a man, that's my theme! Toerag is fine I must say and really I'd take him any ol' day but Balladeer is my first conquest soon he'll dance and rhyme at my behest oh to have a lover-poet such ecstasy! I've never known it! I'm goin' a'huntin, ‘Deer huntin' for shore I ain't stayin' single for one day more! Shakespeare ain't writ a better line than this I use on my ‘Deer deVine no-one tell of him of my plight for I mean to snare him afore the night he'll fuss and fume that's a certain but he'll soon hush, once I draw the curtain! He'll be victim to my own device I'll not let him go at any price "oh Balladeer come now for destiny's a-callin if you're with me no harm will be-fallen" grab a pen and ink and pad for a poem from him, will be had! this chamber, there's no escaping from ‘til I get the words for which I've come I'll make him scratch and scratch with dry pen the words to a rhyme without end for if rhyming I could get near there'd be no use for Balladeer [This message has been edited by Justin Conceivable (edited 10-16-1999).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess I got here Justin Thyme. What's going on here, aunty? You're still pursuing Balladeer? I wonder, what's the ante? ------------------------------------- And why are you still hiding behind that Justin name? Tell the man the truth, Justine. You are NOT a man, you are a woman and you have needs, too!!! Now fess up... uh oh... here comes Cratchet... hide quick... and Dr. Moose... geez, damn... i'm outa here... seeya in the cafeteria tomorrow -JT |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Oh.. Shhhh, now hush up Justin Thyme Hot Auntie's stalking Our Deer's rhyme You've made a fuss You're such a bother Look what you've done Stirred such a pother She says she'll take Toerag instead But he's all purple Toe to Head! She only wants To have her fun But lookout!! Now Deer's on the run!!  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, hey, Justin Conceivable, Your plan is unbelieveable. You won't get me this huntin' season 'Cause I don't rhyme without a reason. So use your femininity And see how well it works on me. Hold me tightly in your arms, Tempt me with romantic charms... Whisper sweet things in my ear, Geared to bag a running deer. These things don't sound a bit displeasin' But I don't rhyme without a reason. I know you people in the 'stute. Don't count on me to substitute 'Cause that's one place I'll never go Unless you got a lot of doe. So promise me the world and more, Describe sweet passions to explore But, just remember, while you're teasin' I just don't rhyme without a reason. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Me thinks her choice of target a little bit poor If Deer be the one buck she be huntin' for See that's one rhymin' Deer that does fight back And it ain't a pair of antlers he has in his pack A high powered round is his choice of ammo And he's hard to see all dressed in his camo You'll not have time to duck the shot of this Deer As his piercing rhymes hit you right through the ear So best you go choose yourself a less deadly target And of that bad ass buck you quickly forget No, I think it is better something else you bag Like that fruit-lovin' melon pushin' Toerag |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
You can't hunt deer their just to cute. you'd make a mockery of our institute. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
I see you guys are it again!! GREAT! ------------------ Denise |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Now what is this I hear? Your hunting our 'Deer! Be sure and be swift. Be nimble of foot. When your caught in the drift, and all covered with soot. Remember our waring, not truely unkind. Soon comes the morning and your left behind. He's graceful and clever. In a trap never snared. Quick witted as ever and rarely scared. Our 'Deer is a catch of that be assured. To pick his match would be quite obscured. To you, I say happy hunting. Let the game now commence. You'll go back with nothing except, maybe, common sense. |
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