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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
One night my teeth hurt oh so bad, I got real drunk, and then got mad, Got the pliers, then got it on, When I woke up, my teeth were gone. It hurt real bad, and bled like hell, All black and blue, my face did swell, But in a month, things were all right, Except for food, I cannot bite. I'd like to say, I don't complain, At least it's gone, that gol' durn pain, There is one thing, that makes me blue, I love to eat, I just can't chew. As I sit here a eating mush, I wish I had some teeth to brush, Without my clothes, I gum steak rare, I'm what you call, a gummy bare. Bane of Pain I lay in bed, I thought t'was dead, But for the pain, I can't explain, The pounding dread, within my head, Why won't it wain, cries out my brain. Broken filling, dental drilling, O' curse the bain, of toothache pain, I'd be killing, if God's willing, To cease refrain of molar's pain. What can relieve and grant reprieve, From curse, the bane, of toothache pain? It will alleve, I must believe, Or will abstain, from life mundane. I cry aloud, I am not proud, Down on my knees, O' help me please, To God I vowed, if he allowed, Relief to ease, the pain appease. I hear my wife, say stop the strife, Quit whining dear, or I do fear, I'll get a knife, to end your life, To me was clear, the end was near. Consternation, tribulation, But then I see, it came to me, Inspiration, jubilation, Tylenol three, O' come to me. I took the pill, and downed with swill, Pain's vacation, pure elation, It fill the bill, the blessed pill, Transcend dental medication. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I'm sitting here, giggling away - oh, for more toothless bray! Loved the punch lines! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...I hate the dentist and the way he advances with the drill tells me he knows it as well...LOL HUGS ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL....Well Done Mike....God bless Tylenol 3 !!! ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Thanks for the comments... glad you enjoyed.. as he goes looking for his polident.... |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
LOL....Very original, I like  Don't we all love those tylenol 3's? ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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suicidal dreams Member
since 1999-09-28
Posts 343Toledo Ohio USA |
That has to be the funniest thing ive read in years. VERY VERY FUNNY ------------------ life is short kill quick |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious, Mike! Gave me a well needed chuckle!  ------------------ Denise |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL....quite funny.Except when you've been there! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Great job....I thought ya were writing a poem about LongJohn though?..but I still liked it! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
ROTFL I remember the first excerpt well - and the sequel makes it even better... Care for some pablum??  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
So you live on mashed potatoes, cream of corn and stewed tomatoes? Applesauce and jello puddin' hey there Mike, this one's a goodin'!  |
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