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Blondie's First Flight
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Blondie's First Flight |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I was on a plane to New York City, Next to Blondie, she's not too witty. We were ridin' in first class, I noticed she had a lovely ass. The stewardess said, "Ma'am ya can't sit here, Your ticket's not first class my dear, Blondie refused to move from first class, Told the stewardess to kiss her ass. Toerag said, "If she won't I will?" This gave Blondie quite a thrill. The stewardess told the captain that, This gorgeous blond was in first class, And she refused to move to coach, The captain said I'll get her to go. He whispered a secret in Blondie's ear, She got up and moved to the rear, The stewardess asked, "What did you say?" The captain answered in his usual way, He said, "I told her that she was in the wrong seat, And she must move immediately, I told her that third class was empty, And that first class wasn't going to New York City!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-07-1999).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Saw this before, but in poetic form, much more hilarious! |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
and as a response to Blondie's poem even more so lolol |
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freespiritfem Junior Member
since 1999-10-07
Posts 49Cordova,Alabama,USA |
lmao....this is so cute...good-one toerag...i needed the mile ..thank you!!! ------------------ Paula Diane S. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gee, it's nice to be on the sidelines for once. Come get him, Blondie! Sic 'em!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! I love this, Toe!!! You took a so-so joke(hey, I'm blonde... cant give it too many kudos *G*) and created a great poem! Well done!  But I did notice that Toerag was awfully quick to volunteer his kissing abilities on Blondie's shapely rear... and Blondie's claiming MINE when she refers to Toe... and now she's (understandably) thrilled by his kissing offer... Just whut is goin' on here? LOL. I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on you, Toe... (like THAT will be a hardship! LOL) |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ok, wait a minute, I claim foul.....I inadvertantly hint about a pouncing and get the promise of a lump, and Blondie claims MINE and all suthern's gonna do is keep a closer eye on TOE????? is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture? LOLOL |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
Psssst...............Hey Toe........while ILoveit and Suthern are goin at it.......how bout you sneak away with me for awhile? *EG* Goodone, now it's Blondie's turn! Can't Wait. Oh, BTW, Suthern, Iloveit, it's all for laughs right.............right? lol ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
there you go saxoness, loved that, gives suthern another one to watch, she can't watch us all huh? lolol and yep, just for fun... right suthern........right???? |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFLMAO...Don't know how you do it darling but thanks for the smiles..*g* HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Women fighting over Toe! Have they all gone blind? Senseless? and Smell-less? My oh my, how far we've fallen. But Toe, this one does remind me... Ever here about the two blonds who walked into the building? (That's all there is to the joke. Think about it.) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Andrew..behave man! I've been almost nice to you yanno? |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...ummmm...Sorry, but I missed your point, Andrew - I've got a wicked headache today.......What building????? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Saxoness: Sure... you just sit there and chuckle while I get my baseball bat! LOL. Toerag: Sweets... these people seem to think my attempts to keep you all for myself are LAUGHABLE!!! Can you imagine anyone sneering at such devotion??? And they're ganging up on me... Lovey and Blondie and Saxoness and PDV and RG... How is one greedy suthern gal supposed to cope? LOL Andrew: You and Deer and the sailor have your animal magnetism... *G* But the women just love the Toerag! LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Good one Toe! C'mon Blondie, we await your reply with another poem! |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
what goes around comes around Mr. Toe Very enjoyable poem though...this isn't the first time I've been told I have a lovely ass. haha. But you'll see what you're kissin' nextGreat poem Toe! |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
A baseball bat? *gulp* just a friendly game, I hope...........lol Blondie..............knock him back! lol ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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