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Oh No(They Have Found Us)
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Oh No(They Have Found Us) |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
From: A. Vertyser My name is A. Vertyser But you can call me Ad If you thought that you could hide in here You must be completely mad While you were busy painting And playing connect the dots I was busy collecting data On all you sick cumquats I see a growing market here So I've put my best team on it They'll not only tell you what to like But how and when you want it They've got it all these boys of mine From "Commercials Chic" to "Down Home Cute" So stay "Tooned" for an important message They're coming to to the 'stute No more generic products You'll be going all brand name From this day forth(trust me there ducks) Things will never be the same I've noticed a certain pattern here It's becomming increasingly clear There's no need for a frontal attack We'll just bring up the rear We've got lotions and ointments And pills of all kinds They'll take years off of your butts And loads off of your minds So now that I know you It will work out fine I can't wait to observe This month's bottom line ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-08-1999).] |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Oh, goody, goody, da excitin world of advewtisin is comin to da 'stute? Dat's a wewief! Maybe tings will impwove awound dis pwace! Hey Moosey, did ya check out my notice to da Justins? I dont tink anybody got da weal message...what do you tink?  Did I twick em all? ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
Cute! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Dear Bugs, I must have missed that missive major Sure seems silly saying so Meandering minds make many mistakes Goofily grinning at gaffes as they go Secret sayings slithering silently Within your verse are twined Significant spellings seldom sighted By this one of feeble mind Sagaciously scripted silliness Successfully slip-streaming south Readily reveals relevant ramblings More masterfully masked by mouth ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-09-1999).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I didn't want to let him in For this thirty second spot But you should've seen the wad of cash Man, was that alot Besides , everybody's on the take It's even in our schools Money talks and B.S. walks Think me not a fool I did it all for your collective good So before you lynch me listen here Put down that rope you peckerwoods Toe , break out the beer! I spent it all on the institute Really , every bit Speech lessons for Porky Pig Don't ya hate it when he spits? More paints for all the artists And brushes of every size Canvas stacked up to the ceiling Put down that axe you guys ! They've completed renovations On the old East wing With new living quarters for all you toons And all the baggage you can bring It really went a long ,long way I got something for everyone I even bought pharmaceutical stock So we get our meds now by the ton But there's just one thing that concerns me About Ad that boorish lout Now that I've let him in here Can we ever get him out ? THIS SPACE FOR RENT ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 11-09-1999).] |
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