»
Archives
»
Open Poetry #3
»
A Hard Dog To Keep On The Porch
| Open Poetry #3 |
|
A Hard Dog To Keep On The Porch |
|
Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
|
A Hard Dog To Keep On The Porch ~Marge Tindal~ 1999 In these days approaching the millenium the world is all in a fog. The world is fast a'changing and the days are going to the dogs. It's a dog eat dog world... and the reasons are clear. If you continue to chase tail you'll only get bitten in the rear. Turn your growl into something with more bite. Chomp down on the hand that feeds you and then you'll get it right. That's the way it seems the dog is one big louse. Shorten the chain on the critter and send him back to the doghouse. "Bill is a hard dog to keep on the porch." If Hillary said it, then she must carry her torch. Perhaps he would have been cuter... if he'd have come with a certificate to neuter ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
| © Copyright 1999 Marge Tindal - All Rights Reserved | |||
|
Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
This is GREAT!!....sorry for sceaming but this piece is fantastic...ROFL....!!!!!!! The last two stanzas are priceless....... |
||
|
Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Ditto ROFL!!!! This is great!  ------------------ Denise |
||
|
Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Thanks, Denise and Pepper. I'm so glad you got a chuckle out of it. It's soooooooo true ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
|
Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Marge, Funny got a good laugh, enjoyed the read. |
||
|
Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Humorous, with a ring of truth to it! Corinne |
||
|
X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
We could all take a crash course in neutering and volunteer our services for the 'greater good' ! This was a riot! X |
||
|
Jennifer Marie O'Neil Junior Member
since 1999-11-01
Posts 48port charlotte fl/bklyn ny |
too funny - it is great to get a laugh |
||
|
Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Seymour: Thanks .. glad it gave you a laugh. Corrine: Glad you liked the humor. XAngel: I'll volunteer if you do. But, I won't be an intern ! Jennifer: Glad to share a laugh. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
|
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Appears that THAT dog is woman's best friend. If he had served in the military he would be a cur-nel by now! |
||
|
Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL...loved it!! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
||
|
Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Ballader: That's funny ! Watcher: Glad to see you. Thanks guys ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
|
PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Phunny, phunny stuff!!! I love it!!! Sounds alot my ex!!! ------------------ If you love me like music, I'll be your song. ~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie |
||
|
Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
love your sense of humor, great writing |
||
|
Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Marge you do have such a sense of humor! My dog is sweet he's never mean He stays at home doesn't want to roam I thought him manners from the start in love you class they give out heart |
||
|
Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
WildChild, iloveit and Martie: Thanks for the accolades. Humor just comes naturally when the subject is a CLOWN ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
|
First__Knight Senior Member
since 1999-11-08
Posts 678 |
Another great from you Marge.....What else but the best |
||
|
Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Thanks .... nice to know you visited the 'oldies' on Forum #3. I had fun with that one. Glad you liked it. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
||
|
Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
Ha ha ha, You are funny Marge. Good, Still remember that era. enjoyed. |
||
|
|
⇧ top of page ⇧ |
|
| All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format. | ||
