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Toerag's Sad Affliction
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Toerag's Sad Affliction |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Poor Toerag has a sad affliction That makes his life a contradiction. It's really caused him lots of grief And makes him cry out for relief. The first letters of words in his mind Get reversed and intertwined And, what finally passes through his lips, Results in some very hilarious quips. For example Toe really gets flustered Whenever he orders a dot hog mith wustard Or a ban of cud or some cop porn Makes him regret the day he was born. Docs say there's nothing that can be done. Old Toe is just stuck and do I have some fun! I follow him around and..boy! Is it great Watching that Toerag disintegrate!! He met with his boss just the other day Who didn't much like him anyway. Toe called him a "smart feller", forgetting his quirk.. Now our buddy Toe is looking for work! So he went to the church where he saw a nun Whose face had a glow that could outshine the sun. He thought he said "You have a soulfull of hope".... He just got a nasty reply from the Pope!!! But the greatest of all will come later today. Toe got him a part in an upcoming play. The play's ROBIN HOOD andI sure wish him luck... He's playing the part of, hehe, Friar Tuck! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Balladeer! Toe watch out for those tights I hear they bind! hehehe And you shouldn't call your boss a "fart smeller" oops, a smart feller? LOL [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 11-05-1999).] |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
LMAO!!!!! I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS LONG OR HARD IN MONTHS!!!!! COP PORN!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED FOR 5 STRAIGHT MINUTES ON THAT!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS? ------------------ Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices. |
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Julie Senior Member
since 1999-08-20
Posts 739Houston, TX |
What a pun fiece Dallabeer. Look what you've started now..Enjoyed. ------------------ Julie ------------------------- Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars.~Les Brown~ |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFL......Poor roetag! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
High five Balladeer, welcome back my Toe Tag buddy.. heheheh |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
This is absolutely witticism at it's best. Way to go. Funny, so fun. ------------------ noles1@totcon.com |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Balladeer, your bravery is absolutely overwhelming. *G* You sneak this little ditty in when you know you have a couple of days head start before Toe returns to read it... and you'd better be using that time wisely! LOL. This is great... thanks for the grins! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, I know your wit and your giving Toe a fit. |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
~*LOL*~ Just foo tunny!! ------------------ "Tread softly, for I have spread my dreams under your feet"~~William Butler Yeats |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
hehehehehehe....poor Toe...he does try so hard! ------------------ Denise |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I'm really glad you all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. Thank you all. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Beer Dalladeer, This was exceptionally funny. You're a right fart smella. What else can I say to such wit?.....I'll think of something I'm sure.....Tove, Loerag |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL Loved it ! |
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suicidal dreams Member
since 1999-09-28
Posts 343Toledo Ohio USA |
Odd little poem here but hillarious none the less ------------------ life is short kill quick |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL..... |
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