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Pie Battle |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Pie Battle Nobody inside this stute understands like Nurse Crachet restlessness of personalities simplified by creativity enveloping their senses. Crusty pies fall through rafters creating a pie battle catching one whole Dr. Moose hurls it past Justin Thyme ending up in Andrew's face time to hide Dr. Moose! Racing down the hall past ONE FLEW, Dr. Moose Finds safety in the Ladies room until Andrew Overhears ONE FLEW Laughing and pointing that way. (I think Dr. Moose just might be in trouble) |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
LOL ------------------ Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
uh-oh...FOOD FIGHT! heheh |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I wasn't involved in this one, nurse, I swear that I was not. In fact when all this started, I was going to the pot. I thought a pie flew by me and I didn't know what to do! Imagine my surprise when I looked up and then saw YOU! I didn't even see ONE FLEW, he was nowhere in sight! But you say he was laughing at the pie as it's in flight? I think you may be wrong, ma'am, ONE FLEW was nowhere near. And neither was the Moose, dear nurse! The Doc was just not here! So now that I think of it, I didn't see a pie! And Andrew, he was in his room, talking to a fly. Perhaps it was the fly you saw that flew by Andrew's ear. But nurse, I tell you truly, that nobody was here. At first I thought I saw a pie, when you screamed, "Moose is mud!" But now I know that all I saw was wascally Elmer Fudd. At least I THOUGHT I saw him, but I am not a loon like Doctor Moose who always thinks he's talking to a cartoon. The truth, dear nurse, this isn't me who's writing all this down. I'm in my room asleep, you see, in this 'stutes blue night gown. -signed Justin My Room Thyme |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL....... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
It's rather nice just sitting here Tasting all the pies Chuckling at the inmates And laughing at the lies. The chocolate's my favorite - The lemon's nice, but dang! Could someone please ask the cook To leave off that meringue???? Yuk.... Pfffttt... Patooey! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I guess it was a pe-can pie, One that's full of nuts? and as you said it was crusty, like Justin' Thyme's big butt! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I haven't ogled Thyme's big butt (Though it's so often shown) I cannot be concerned with his I've a big one of my own! But derriere that's trim and tight Is a fine sight to see So turn around, Toe, for you've got The finest that there be! |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFL......Enjoyed this much! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL...Toe that was really good. Suthern you're too much! You're really getting good at this. Hey Toe!! Turn around I wanna see too! hehe, get away from me with that bat now, Suthern. heheeh |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Excuse me! Who is talking? Excuse me?! What's this jive? Someone's calling MY butt big and wants to stay alive? I don't think that you really know who you are talking to! My derriere, quite honestly, is nice to see, that's true... But it ain't big and "crusty"! Don't know what you could mean... You'd better watch your back, bud, while in this 'stute machine! For I am Leonardo DaVinci of The 'Stute! I'm the Artiste Extraodinaire! I have a fine repute! I'll tell you a small secret. Come, lend to me your ear.... I painted his face upon his butt, your good friend, Balladeer! One day I'll take my mask off... you'll see who I am, so, just watch your step, l'il buddy, I don't take jive from Toe! Keep up the snide swift comments and you'll see all my class, because, just like old Balladeer, Your face will be your ass! signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Now I've been intimidated, It's written all over my face, And if his face is on Balladeer's rear, I can think of no better place! So chill out there Leonardo, A crusty ass aint all that bad, It could be worse, you could be that nurse, Or be roomin' with Toerag!! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Now Toe dear your trying to mess with me now the Miss America of the stute. I think you need to get those glasses checked maybe a new perscription is in order. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, buddy, Toe! I just remembered you! Didn't we go to different 'stutes together back in the early '70's? You're that dude with guit-fiddle pickin' all those How 'Bout Them Songs, ain'tcha? Psssst... listen, sorry I came on so strong there, but call my butt crusty one more Thyme and I'll have to meet you in the laundry room to sort this thing out. Anyway, sure is good to see ya, buddy! Now that I know it's you, just stick with me, we can rule this roost together. (Hey, btw, who is that suthern chick? She's sure got the hots for you, don't she? Asking to room with ya? Damn! Incredible! You must have some goods for her, huh?....hehehe) Justin T. hee-hee-hee |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
I can't believe my Thyming. This is happening? It's true. Pie flies by and rhyming, Oh whats a girl to do? I see a Moose in hiding, Chocolate I think he is. Or maybe it's a lemming? Will there be a quiz? To this "stute" I visit. Not in the institute. My visions are exquisite, I might be next, too boot! I have to run quite quickly, Away from this darn place. Cause if I stay, distinctly I never keep the pace. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Marilyn, we would love to have you come stay with us. where else can you get instant delivery of your food, no need for plates it's delivered straight to your mouth. No need for Saturday cartoons we have them seven days a week maybe more. Do you have experience maybe we could place you in a position of authority. I got it you could be my assistant I'll set you up with the newbies. Forward me your application and I'll go from there. |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Hmmm a possition of authority. Does that mean I get to clean toilets and mop floors? I don't think I am qualified for that. Maybe a nice room with a view? I would perfer not to be too close to Toe though. He has this thing with my thigh. He can seem to get it out of his mind? It might be scary rooming too close...if you know what I mean Nursy...*nudge, nudge, wink, wink* |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
h...hh..(gulp)...hhhhi. I am kind of ttttimid. Just...just a little scared. But I would lll..like to apply. You see I was ee..evicted. The other 6 threw me out. CCCaaause I kept going back for more. (blushing deepest crimson) The princess's kisses were ssssooo sweet. My forehead still tingles....(sigh). I hhhh....(gulp) have to eat. My stomach aches with hunger. III...I will do anything....Pleeeeaase. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Marilyn, a room with a view away from Toe, I'll take inventory in the am. and see what we have available. We are filling up fast, but I'm sure we can suit you to a room. Bashful, Oh you poor thing that was awful what they did to you. Come on in will get you fed right away. Will talk about your application tomorrow. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Marilyn, we have a room perfect for you if you don't mind sharing with Polly. She is hardly ever in there though for she's chasing Cwackers. It's a bright room with a view. Tograg is 4 floors down so he should not pose a problem. Bashful, could you give me your application here so I can read it over and see where I can place you. After you fill that belly of yours of course. |
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