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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Mike Tyson left the bar, He'd won another fight, He couldn't find his car, So he stole one just for spite. He'd had too much to drink, His tongue was thick and swollen, Blue lights in his mirror did blink, He was drunk, the car was stolen. Now Tyson's not too intelligent, That's known by several folks, Most of his reputation, Is told in silly jokes. The cop asked him for his license, Mike said; "I've only had ten beers? And I haven't had a thing to eat, Could you lend me an ear?" The cop said step out please, Place your hands behind your back, Put your ass in my back seat, And shut your "high pitched" trap! You've got no "title" as a boxer, No title to this car, You're "en-titled" to a lawyer, The prosecutor's Kenneth Starr. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-27-1999).] |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughing here, good one! |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL....great verse Toe....a smile to start my day! ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Excellent!!! This is one "athlete" I'd like to see out of the spotlight! The example he sets for kids is horrible.  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
The example he sets for the human race is horrible! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love this, Toe... I couldn't help but laugh... especially at lending an ear. *G* But I wish he'd show one tiny bit of class and fade into oblivion! His only "title" is loser extraordinaire!!! Well done! |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Toe, this is darling and I love it!  Gone are the days when having a photo on a box of Wheaties meant you were a hero. Today, too many people become a hero by their dishonor. |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
Now, Toe that was quite rude And cruel to good ole Mike He's a responsible dude He teaches little tykes That the only way to be cool Is too punch somebody bloody He is not a drunken fool In fact he is my buddy! Ok, no one make fun of me...I tried. Now Im off to have a breakfast of mangled ear.... LOL Toe. ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
hehe. Ya got this one right, Toe. A good title would be "Heavyweight Chump". Ever since he made Holyfield the "real meal" he's been nothing but a two-bit fighter. Nicely elucidated. |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
You know Toe my dear. I love to read your serious stuff but..........I'd rather listen to you bitch while laughing my ass off....lol. Kudo's to you my friend. Loved this and echo your thoughts. He is a pimple on the face of the human race. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
LOL - This is SUPERB - How about "Heavyweight Chump/No Title"..... |
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tori Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 520Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA |
hahaha. Toe Send this one to the tonight show.lol its much better then his staff can write... :-) very good!! |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFL.....excellent! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
NAN! You actually complimented me and I got an LOL outta ya! I feel great! Thank you ma'am! And all the rest of ya too....yall are so nice. I've always detested Mike Tyson. When he was involved with the "rape" case it sickened me. When I heard about his abuse to his wife it made me want to go get him, (guess it was one of those suicide type thoughts) and,..for those of you that do know me and my experience with a rape incident that happened a few years ago you know how I am when it comes to the abuse of children and ladies and a few of you know how my temper is when it comes to things like that. I do thank you all for being so kind to me and my poor attempts at poetry. I guess by using humor I hope to disguise my inadequacies in writing...but you are all always so kind...thanks again. |
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Verma Member
since 1999-10-25
Posts 80Midlands, England |
Marvellous ryhme which you 'av ear... |
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Verma Member
since 1999-10-25
Posts 80Midlands, England |
Marvellous ryhme you 'av ear..... Sorry !!! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Even the brit recognises the worth of this...nice one darling.. HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Very clever title for this one! NO TITLE! Love it! ------------------ Denise |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Great one Toe! ROFL, I feel the same way about Tyson. He ain't nothing but a big fairy anyway. No apologies for your poetry my friend. You do a wonderful job! Whether your being serious or a riot, I see it as GREAT! Not a poor attempt. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
This is great, Toe ! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL! Toe... Let's see... K Star as the prosecutor... It'll cost of $40 Mil to get a no-contest... Hmmmm... just about the same to watch that bum fight for the same result! Nice work Toe-man. |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Well I'm certainly glad I made my way back to this one, Toe, ROFL. You struck me with the "No Title" title, I couldn't imagine you at a loss for words. ------------------ Michael Anderson Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream? |
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