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The Snore |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Of all the things that I hate most, Of all things I abhor, The one that makes me maddest is.. A loud, resounding snore! A foghorn in the dead of night - An ancient dinosaur Proclaiming earth's extinction Is my vision of a snore. Feeding time at Joe's pig farm, An injured, angry boar, One leg caught in a steel trap Reminds me of a snore. So come, my love, you know that you're The one that I adore, But, as we lay with passion spent, Please promise not to snore!!!!! |
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Fred Hobbs Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 329Tallahassee, Florida, US |
Balladeer.... I begged my lass the same damn thing She just smiled pensively Her words to me 'till this day ring "I snore defensively" fh |
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thursdayschild Member
since 1999-07-01
Posts 169Houston, Tx. |
This is too hilarious...just be the one to fall asleep first! |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
What can you do? You just need sleep - You're kept up by her snore!! Try as you might, you can't escape - You hear her gross uproar! Sleep on the couch - That's just no fun.. You shut the bedroom door - As soon as you begin to dream You wind up on the floor  The only thing that's worked for me - Go purchase at the store The very biggest earplugs there; Sleep soundly ever more!!!  |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Any one who'd lay by you Would never, ever snore. They'd spend the whole night, whispering MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
My snores proclaim my satisfaction from making love to you. Do not take my snores away I know not what I'd do. If the snores are banned from me then I shall have to say "not tonight, Balladeer, no snores, no sex, no way!" |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
deVine one, I would have to say Let me hear that snore! Let the sound escape your lips in one gigantic roar! Let the sound reverberate across the canyon floor! Let your trumpet sound and we will love forevermore! [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 07-03-99).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Today in California, they say they heard a quake, But, dear friends, it was naught but the snoring sound I make. Last night was something grand and a waterfall's roar was mild compared to the sound from my lips when he and I went wild!  |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
The sound rose up in one loud blast and echoed through the stars. Satellites encountered it on the planet Mars. Captain Kirk said "Scotty boy,it seems to me that snore Is going farther than a snore has ever gone before!" Right on through the Milky Way and other galaxies That snore keeps going farther than mankind will ever be. At heaven's gate, St. Peter there will open wide the door And say, "You are a glorious sound. Please enter, deVine snore!" |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Has there been ever before such a prolific topic as snore? Poetry from each reader flows as does the sound from my nose. Prolific though we may be the end to this I do not see from snore to sex in one leap my laughter now, I cannot keep! Heartily have I laughed tonight to read the words you all did write to think it all started here with a little ditty from Balladeer! |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
LOL! keep it going, you all are hillarious. |
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Kelly Member
since 1999-07-03
Posts 145 |
. [This message has been edited by Kelly (edited 08-29-99).] |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
I've got some earplugs just for you You'll hear that snore no more No need to worry what shall be Next resonant encore For there are better things to do Behind that bedroom door You'll just have to fantasize To see what's now in store You can't sleep now - No rest for you You silly paramour Victoria's secret's told to me She'll bring the wine - you pour  |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
Michael, and all who followed, this is just too delightful to be buried ------------------ My One and Only ... Childhood Memories ... your countenance ... hoarse whispers ... serving wench ... stolen hours ... devotion ... Master [This message has been edited by elvira (edited 07-14-99).] |
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armanca Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 211Tennessee |
i was only loving you fiercly and abundantly, or perhaps it's my way of whispering sweet nothings in your ear. And i guess it just so happened that all the world could hear. |
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Ladycat 
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
I'm glad that this was brought back up so that I could read it.. I love it.. It kind of reminds me of Alicat and Darquewing.. ZZZZZZZZZ.. They keep me awake.. Oh well, once again another wonderfully written piece.. Love, Lady ------------------ Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured. |
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Gentle Soul Member
since 1999-07-12
Posts 273Vinton,Ohio USA |
very nice!! my dad has an awful snore.. and he says he dont snore, becuz he stayed up all nite to listen! hehe.. he's a smart*** ------------------ Gënt£ë¤§°û£ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I knew there was a reason (other than avoiding the werk monster *G*) I was prowling in the archives. LOL This is great, Deer One... the poem and the responses provided some much needed laughs this afternoon... I could read forever with not one snore. *G* |
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