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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Oh great! It's time to pay my income tax This year I'm ready I have my Ex-Lax How could I owe so much when I'm so poor Hush! The IRS man is standing at the door Yes, you told me not paying is a crime I'd cheat my country simply for a dime How did he find me, now I'll have to pay But there's no chance, he's hauling me away I'm down on my knees pleading to the judge But today, of course, he's holding a grudge So they threw me in jail and lost the key My cell mate is blowing kisses at me A common criminal is what I am I tried to do a job on Uncle Sam Now remember if your to do this crime Be sure to make off with more than a dime! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 06-24-99).] |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
BLOWING KISSES...HAHHAHAHAH..... I LIKE THIS POEM.. |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
wayoutwalt, This brought on a smile.  |
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Dragoness Senior Member
since 1999-08-07
Posts 513 |
Too funny Walt!!!!  ------------------ Set you heart free and your mind will follow. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanx losty for findin it |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL... HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Delores Hall Member
since 1999-07-16
Posts 342USA |
Good one Walt. |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, great!!! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true. But I am only human, just a woman lovin' you..." Trisha Yearwood |
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Terri Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 82Turtle Creek, PA |
Oh shoot...forgot to pay my local tax, thanks for the reminder...LOL |
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