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Dom Mart
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since 1999-08-17
Posts 164
Florida

0 posted 1999-08-19 09:46 PM



A riddle asks, "What has four wheels
And flies?" Answer: A garbage truck
Laden with a hot day's yield
Of offal, gook, dreck and muck.


And if the flies that hover 'round
That truck desire company,
They could invite their fellow flies
That stayed at home to pester me.

© Copyright 1999 Dom Mart - All Rights Reserved
Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley
1 posted 1999-08-20 02:52 AM




That buzzing sound you hear is me
Flora Fly to all my friends
My job is to spread disease
by dancing on all rear-ends.

I wandered into your house today
and fell in love with your species
Now that I've found true love
I've given up on feces!

(I apologize)

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)
2 posted 1999-08-20 03:01 AM


hehehehehe hoohooo gzuknkngfb YUK i swallowed one o yuh
caroline
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since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218
http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm
3 posted 1999-08-20 07:48 AM


OMG...*ROTFLMAO* I think I am really gonna like it here!!!!

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
4 posted 1999-08-20 08:34 AM


Don Mart,
An old joke with a new sweater
I think I liked PoetdeVines
better. Nice try

suthern
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
5 posted 1999-08-20 11:04 AM


Dom and DeVine: Thanks for the grins!
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
6 posted 1999-08-20 11:07 AM


I always get my poetry at the local Dom Mart! Greatness inspires me! Thanks Mr/Ms Mart!
Blondie
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since 1999-08-06
Posts 307
Ohio
7 posted 1999-08-20 05:53 PM


very funny
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