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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I know you've seen cop shows, On your bigscreen TV, They're all quite the same There's no mystery. Someone is guilty, But no one knows who, Not the cops or the mayor, Nor me or you. The investigation starts, and where do they go? To the local strip club, But they don't watch the show. They leave the club clueless, So what do they do next? See their informant downtown, A whore I'd expect. Then the Captain in charge, Takes them off the case, "You're too much involved, Someone's taken your place." "Give me your badge, and your revolver too, You've been suspended with pay, For this week or two." Now I've noticed frequently, As I'm sure have you- That when they're relieved of their duties, They get most of their clues? This seems to open, The doors to convictions, No laws to adhere to- No legal restrictions. If these shows are the norm, 'Bout cops in real life, We could solve all of the crimes, In just one single night! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-12-99).] [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-13-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: Ain't that the truth, though??? LOL. Those moments of revelation always seem to come when they're working on their own time! Which is, I guess, why so many crimes in real life go unsolved. *G* Great poem, sweets... I'll look at Law and Order differently now! LOL |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Clever & true, but if men in blue, were to be free, to fight with glee, a gun I'd buy, so I won't die, from ill-aimed shot, at perp they caught, who'd run away, no bail to pay, the cop won't care, and no one'd dare, to stop his fire, no law, it's dire! Well done Toe, and now that I think about it..... I think it's true about the show... What a coinkidink! ------------------ Where did I go wrong, I never needed this before, I need a woman, to help me feel. -Live- |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks Suthern and Chris...yall have a good evening....g'nite |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I liked cops 1 better I shared the jest of it last night with LJA On the phone You should have heard him a laughing It's a shame it had to go. (I hope you have a copy Toe for him to read in private) |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Hey, I have a suggestion! I loved cops 1 also, and was lucky enough to see it before it was edited - post it in the Adult Forum, maybe? We can get away with nearly anything in there! LOL It was a real work of um....art ? Too great a piece to lose completely !! ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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