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Open Poetry #1

Barking Balladeer

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-09 02:42 PM

I've heard it said,
For quite a while
Balladeer prefers it
"Doggy Style'
That's a position
of making love
Like that of dogs
Their rendition
'Cept with him
It's not the same
He gets the whim
He rolls over
Sits up and begs
Like old Rover

(reprinted with permission...LongJohn Silver)

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-08-09 02:57 PM

ROFLMAO... especially at the credits! LOL. We know LJA is an expert at begging... ya mean to say he learned it from Balladeer? *G*

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

2 posted 1999-08-09 09:42 PM

LOL..Suthern, I "beg" to differ with you...rarely does he get the chance to "beg" hehe, unless its for mercy!

Poet deVine

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

3 posted 1999-08-11 08:48 PM

If I remember correctly, dogs when they beg, will sit and let their tongue hang out.. perhaps, Balladeer's tongue is 12 inches long?

Balladeer

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 1999-08-11 08:51 PM

Then it wouldn't be a tongue, deVine one. It would be a foot!

Artur Hawkwing
Member

since 1999-06-30

Posts 444
USA

5 posted 1999-08-11 08:52 PM

And pants from exhaustion? Perhaps so!

angel girl
Member

since 1999-07-23

Posts 322
within a whisper...

6 posted 1999-08-12 07:20 AM

O.K. Toe, that was mean. But it was so funny I loved it. Good job.

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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
-William Shakespeare

Dragoness
Senior Member

since 1999-08-07

Posts 513

7 posted 1999-08-12 09:09 AM

Good one Toe! TOo Funny!!

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