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Poetwheel
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since 1999-07-07
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0 posted 1999-08-08 01:47 PM


Your mewls fall 'pon deaf ears, dearest gerbil. No pleas shall scale the fortress of my hatred; this will be my day. I will hear your last request, Gerbil, its the least I can offer a nemesis as historied as you. A pellet? Done! Eat with relish, oh unrepentant rhodent. Now it is time; feel the steel! The spinning maelstrom which will be your final teacher!
Sad really, but he should never have gotten into my secret documents...

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INclan
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since 1999-07-20
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1 posted 1999-08-08 02:13 PM


and was it chop, blend, or liquify?
PrincessDoo
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since 1999-07-30
Posts 41
Cerritos, CA, USA
2 posted 1999-08-08 02:31 PM


i'm sorry... but i dont get it

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Poetwheel
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3 posted 1999-08-08 03:32 PM


INclan; liquify.
PrincessDOO; perhaps, thats because, there's nothing to get...

PW

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Moonlight
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 105
Auburn, Alabama USA
4 posted 1999-08-08 04:56 PM


you have a sick mind! - I like it LOL
ever seen the frog-in-a-blender site?
go to www.amused.com - they link to it.

keep the crazy stuff coming!

Balladeer
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5 posted 1999-08-08 06:17 PM


Hey, wheel! Whare ya been? We got these two guys, see, think they're some sort of funny, tryin' to take over, threats of violence have been suggested, some kind of Rag and a Long sumpin' or other. I been waitin' for you to get back so's we can tag-team 'em a little. Know what I mean?
Poetwheel
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 208
Canada
6 posted 1999-08-09 09:30 AM


Balladeer! I am filled with excitement at the prospect of tag teaming against those evil butt pirates! I have been busy, tis true, but I am now back, and eagerly await a duet. I must go peruse some poems and throw down some comments. Let me know what you are interested in. Its an honor to have such an offer from one as talented as yourself.
PW

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since 1999-07-29
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7 posted 1999-08-09 10:03 AM


Balladeer: No fair recruiting assistance! LOL

Poetwheel: You might find a trio sweet sounding? *G* Thanks for sending those "what's for breakfast?" thoughts scurrying!

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
8 posted 1999-08-09 10:10 AM


Poetwheel

I liked your words, but may I make a suggestion for improvement? Just substitute in "Litter of Kittens" wherever you wrote "Gerbil." Now THAT is gormet! lol Great, twisted writing. I especially loved the last sentence. You can never be too careful with those secret personal documents, yanno.

'Deer

Yanno, tag teaming can be fun... when do I get somebody on MY team????

Ladies - Relax... tag teams are a guy thing... you wouldn't understand... What's that? Cat fights? Gossip? Oops, sorry, I underestimated you. *g*

Poetwheel
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 208
Canada
9 posted 1999-08-09 02:57 PM


Hey Little John (or whatever...) check out "Comforting words to a red haired maiden, he leg caught in grain auger" for a taste of things truly disturbing....
PW

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