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Open Poetry #1

An Ode To TV Evangelists

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-07 11:26 AM

Oh his name is Jimmy Swaggert,
He used to save souls from evil ya see,
But they caught him in motels with hookers,
And removed his show from TV.

When he was a kid his mother would scold him,
"James keep your hands off your crotch!
It's nasty and dirty and surely a sin,"
But she never said he couldn't just watch?

They say Jim Baker was a pervert,
And probably a deviant too,
But Reverend Swaggert really did nothing,
'Cept rent a room with a view.

Well his worries now are all over,
He'll soon be a rich man again,
He sold his life story to Playboy,
And the movie rights to MGM.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-08-07 11:32 AM

Jerry Lee's cuzz is already rich again... he left the motels of Metairie for the capitol city and owns half the south side! LOL. Great poem, Toe!!

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