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Blondie
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since 1999-08-06
Posts 307
Ohio

0 posted 1999-08-06 08:04 PM



Ever been somewhere when you suddenly had to pee?
So you go into the bathroom but can’t find a stall that’s free?
So there you are waiting bouncing up and about,
waiting for someone to hurry and come out?
From one foot to the other, shifting side to side,
trying not to be a geek, trying, this urgency, to hide?
So your feeling really dumb now wondering why you didn’t go
before leaving the house like your mother told you so!
Then, when you begin to fear that the worst outcome possible is drawing very near, a woman steps out of a stall...

and you're relieved down to your very core
that there won't be a puddle on the bathroom floor!


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Rose

© Copyright 1999 Melissa - All Rights Reserved
PrincessDoo
Junior Member
since 1999-07-30
Posts 41
Cerritos, CA, USA
1 posted 1999-08-06 08:06 PM


hahahahahahha
very interesting
thanx for the laugh

Lucie
Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077
Houston
2 posted 1999-08-06 10:05 PM


I liked it.. very funny. Been there.. done that..hehe
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