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It Ain't dirty? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ma and Pa went down ta the cellar, All of a sudden I heard Ma beller, "Get your fanger outta there it don't belong to you, Wouldn't give ya a piece, No matter what ya do." He got some in the kitchen, Got some in the hall, Got some on his fanger and he slung it on the wall... Get your fanger outta there It don't belong to you, Wouldn't give ya a piece No matter what ya do. This poem ain't dirty, Don't make that mistake. All I's discussin' Is my birthday cake.. Get your fanger outta there It don't belong to you. Wouldn't give ya a piece, No matter what you do! |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
HA! As I snatch my mind back from the gutter...hehhe |
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Princess Lily Member
since 1999-07-13
Posts 149USA |
You have a way of making every subject very cute and funny~Lily ------------------ We see only what we want to see~unless perhaps~we believe *A rose is a rose it withers and dies...so long as you keep it the memories survive* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I dunno, Toe... my birthdsy's not for a while... but I'm definitely willing to share? *G* |
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thursdayschild Member
since 1999-07-01
Posts 169Houston, Tx. |
Love your humor! Thanks for the  |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
I'm slowly coming out of the gutter that Lucie was in too.. You know.. Now that I think about it I'm going to stay in the gutter.. Life is easier that way.. heheh.. Another wonderfully funny piece.. I think that you are going to have me laughing for the rest of the night..  Love, Lady ------------------ Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured. [This message has been edited by Ladycat (edited 08-07-99).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Alright, Toe - NOW tell them where your cake was in the first place! good little ditty there - What's the key - I wanna bellow, err, sing, along with you. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LJA....actually, most everything I posted yesterday I used to do in Pubs and clubs when I still had a voice and could still pick my gee-tar decently.....LOL...... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hmmmm... Though I haven't heard nearly enough, I can vouch that you still have the voice!!! LOL. And I'm waitin' on hearin' that pickin'! *G* (My imagination runs wild at what melodies match these lyrics! LOL) |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
play it again, "Sam"...i can see it now, you on the guitar, LngJhn on the harmonica, we'll have ourselves a regular hoe-down...perhaps suthern and i can be the go-go girls?    |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... It's a great idea, Elvira... but I'm afraid if I was a go-go, the audience would be a gone-gone! LOL |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
I enjoy your work more and more with each read. ------------------ Dum spiro, spero JP |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Oh Suthern, you crack me up!! Go Go - Gone Gone !! LOL My mind was in the gutter too, and I nearly had to run to the commode when I read "he got some on his finger, and slung it on the wall !" Aaargghhh!!! Very "cute" read ! ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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redwriter1 Member
since 1999-07-22
Posts 480Franklin, TN |
I'm not even sayinggg what I thought it was about.. hahah.. but I was thinking in my mind.. "ewwwwww".. HAHAHAH.. You got me!.. very funny.. |
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Carolina Girl Member
since 1999-08-14
Posts 63 |
Toe....I EXPECTED you to be talking more than cake.... but of course... we know it's the icing that was on the finger....but ya didn't say what flavor...:0 |
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
------------------ ...the things I did not know at first, I learned by doing twice. -Billy Joel |
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