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wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22
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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 1999-08-06 12:28 PM


brain farts brain farts
o i do declare
there not as smelly
as those in my underwear

Ohhh!! i see the work crews cracks
and why they take exlax
but with brain farts brain farts
no worry soilin their slacks

i write of broken hearts
lovers with brain brain farts
they make me feel more greater
only smart as their creator
able enuff they play their parts
able enuff from my brain farts

tiz all that i have written
so far from bein smitten
Four score and seven years ago
and the kittens lost their mittens
oh so sorry im brain fart ridden

brain farts brain farts
o i do declare
their not as smelly
as those in my underwear



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 08-06-99).]

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DreamEvil
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since 1999-06-22
Posts 2396

1 posted 1999-08-06 12:36 PM


Too funny walt. Accurate is it?

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MissNTrope
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 43

2 posted 1999-08-06 12:41 PM


Brain farts.. Brain farts..
Yes, I do declare
Brain farts.. Brain farts..
Pass one if you dare

They keep my quill
From spillin' out
Clog my occipital

Brain farts.. Brain farts..
I'm here just chillin' out.....



leelew
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since 1999-07-10
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highmount,ny,usa
3 posted 1999-08-06 01:15 PM


Good one Walt!!

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"There are none so blind as those who see only with the mind and not the heart"

tori
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 520
Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA
4 posted 1999-08-07 10:09 AM


I don't know Walt some times... them old brain farts can be just as smelly...:-) speaking of my own that is.... lol.
too cute..

Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850
In the space between moments
5 posted 1999-08-07 11:31 PM


LOL, this is great Walt!!

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*Krista Knutson*

"Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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Illinois
6 posted 1999-08-07 11:39 PM


This was a funny one, good one.
Gentle Soul
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since 1999-07-12
Posts 273
Vinton,Ohio USA
7 posted 1999-08-08 12:15 PM


hehehe funny stuff man!

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Gënt£ë¤§°û£


~one voice~
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since 1999-07-08
Posts 664
Billings, MT USA
8 posted 1999-08-08 12:20 PM


Walt, honey, when did you say they let you out of the asylum? LOL Just kiddin' handsome! You are so silly! Great poem!

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~onevoice~

"She looked at her life
like lines, never-ending,
constantly forming,
reforming and bending."



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