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The Penis Poem (author unknown) |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458
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The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Aw, c'mon, Lor... You know LJA takes credit for all poems by Author Unknown!!! Ya mean he's hiding behind that pseudonym for this gem? LOL |
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Lil-bit Junior Member
since 1999-08-03
Posts 29Tallahassee, Florida |
Sounds like the person in the poem has a problem. Viagra is recommended for that "uplifting experience". Poem is well written.  |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
okay, i'll confess...i sent this poem to a couple of friends...being female certainly does have its advantages  [This message has been edited by elvira (edited 08-05-99).] |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Overwhelming urge to type something that will surely get me banished forever....must fight it. Laughing loudly.... How did you get into my diary??!!!! PW |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
 [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-05-99).] |
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