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You Ingrate |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
I took a girlfriend on a date, I got her home at half-past eight, I asked if I could osculate, She slapped my face, said you ingrate. Was chatting with the neighbor lad, I told him that his mother had, A homo sapien for a mate, He kicked my shin, said you ingrate. Out in the yard, was late one night, I asked my mom, is it all right For me to please, expectorate? She got the switch, said you ingrate. To pretty girl, I did allude, I really like your pulchitrude, She hit so hard, my teeth did grate, And as she struck, said you ingrate. The pain I hope to obviate, But first I must not obfuscate, Or once again, they'll objurgate, And as they strike, say you ingrate. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughs...that's what you get for talking over peoples heads! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Y 4 U not spek english? U ingrat!  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Youse a great ingrate, magistrate |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
Grabs her dictionary...oh geesh!!! Oh gosh!! Okay, I get it now..LOL  Thanks a lot....you...Oh, nevermind. (hee hee) |
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Sue Member
since 1999-08-04
Posts 383France |
Isn't it sad that most native English speakers understand less than half the words in the English language. I loved the poem. |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
What a wonderfully funny, well written poem. I so enjoyed it. A |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Wonderful ARCTIC WIND |
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