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Open Poetry #1

A Frying Pan

Delores Hall
Member

since 1999-07-16

Posts 342
USA

0 posted 1999-08-02 10:20 AM

My husbands a bastard.
But what can I do?
I simply don't have any clue.

He rants and raves about this and that.
And drinks his beer and gets even more
fat.
Oh and did I tell you,he don't even like
my wonderful cat.

He yells about the kids all day.
And oh watch out if he don't get his way.

If you ask him if this is true.
Yes I'm a bastard.
And I'm proud of it to.

Some day I just might hit him with a
frying pan.
And I hope that he falls right where
he lands.

But what am I to do.
I simply love him.
And so will you.

Crystal
Member

since 1999-07-24

Posts 62
Hazel Park Mi U.S.A.

1 posted 1999-08-02 08:35 PM

Well if you do end up hitting him make sure you cover your tracks....very hilarious

Sally S.
Senior Member

since 1999-06-07

Posts 847
Ohio

2 posted 1999-08-02 08:44 PM

Um....well...I've a cast-iron skillet you could borrow, though I don't believe he'd get back up off that floor! (oops..)
It's true what they say..Love IS blind.

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