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Personal Ad: The Perfect Man (Apologies to hoot_owl_m)
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Personal Ad: The Perfect Man (Apologies to hoot_owl_m) |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Apologies to hoot_owl_m who wrote a much more creative and sensible treatment of this topic. ++++++++++++++++++++ Small pantless man, seeks dim-witted lass, not looking for cash, or a small ounce of class. I shall tell you right now, to avoid the surprise, that most sadly I have, two fish-hooks for eyes. My pants do not fit me, 'cause sadly I say, my legs were replaced with long stalks of hay. My interests include, Nintendo and smack, my wife and I live in a lice ridden shack. My most favorite food, is Chinese Foot Brine, but since last I ate it, my fingers number nine. The star that I claim, to resemble the most, is a white and male version of Whoopi from Ghost. I've no sense of humor, no looks and no brains, an erection is possible, but quickly it wanes. I do need a woman, good looks are a must, a nice shapely bosom, and no teeth are a plus. So please ladies call me, I'll be your Don Juan, and show up at midnight, drunk on your lawn. - ROMEO ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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mia Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 118 |
Poetwheel... it's the first time that I smile today... thank you for this ad... If I had no teeth and a shapely bosom I might be tempted to answer!!! But alass I am nothing more that a tall skinny flat chested woman with all her teeth! you're crazy! :-) You rock Poetwheel! :-) [This message has been edited by mia (edited 07-20-99).] |
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Delores Hall Member
since 1999-07-16
Posts 342USA |
What a sense of humor. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
I'm glad you like it. And dearest Mia, merely cease flossing immediately you will be on the road to eternal happiness. And yes, we are quite mad. No argument. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Appologies accepted...I had a creative writing teacher tell me one time that "Good poets borrow, Great poets steal!" Anyway, I had myself a good laugh with your little personal ad, sorry to say, I do not fit the qualifications. ------------------ "Nobody has measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold" ~Zelda Fitzgerald |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
God help the woman who fits the bill, although you two would be deserving of each other. Now if I can only get this image out of my mind.  |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
my  belongs to you...i can't read but your pic looked sooo sexy...thanks for the  ------------------ one night at the airport...Childhood Memories...eight short weeks...your countenance...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J... serving wench...the mistress...stolen hours ... devotion...Master...apart... [This message has been edited by elvira (edited 07-20-99).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Poetwheel! I really feel Your personal ad was great. Your perfect gal I think, old pal Would be one you inflate! |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Hey Balladeer, I greatly fear, your words they ring quite true. My last sweet lass, possessed no class, and the looks of Sir Magoo. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
And some times I cry from laughing! Wonderful, I love a sense of humor. |
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Dragon Member
since 1999-07-14
Posts 138Highmount,NY ,USA |
Very Funny and witty.I think I know this person! Still laughing! |
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