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Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

0 posted 1999-06-16 10:05 PM

I lay in bed, I thought t'was dead
But for the pain, I can't explain
The pounding dread, within my head
Why won't it wane, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling
O' curse the bane of toothache pain
I'd be killing, if God be willing
To cease refrain of molar's pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain
It will alleve, I must believe
Or will abstain from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud
Down on my knees, O' help me please
To God I vowed, if he allowed
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife
Quit whining dear, or I do fear
I'll get a knife, to end your life
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation
But then I see, it came to me
Inspiration, jubilation
Tylenol three, O' come to me.

I took the pill and downed with swill
Pain's vacation, pure elation
It fit the bill, the blessed pill
Transcend dental medication.

[This message has been edited by Tim (edited 08-16-99).]

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

1 posted 1999-06-16 10:19 PM

I absolutely love silly stuff like this.....
"Transcend Dental Medication"?
*giggling*

[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 06-22-99).]

Alicat
Member Elite

since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

2 posted 1999-06-22 07:09 PM

You have listed one of my two bestest friends: Tylenol 3 (big whoppin 500ml tabs, oh yeah, baby) and the other being Icy/Hot, the soothing salve for stressed sinews.

Alicat

thursdayschild
Member

since 1999-07-01

Posts 169
Houston, Tx.

3 posted 1999-07-05 02:44 AM

This is too cute! Great rhyme. Thanks
for the smile... (hope the pain is relieved
by now)

elvira
Senior Member

since 1999-07-06

Posts 936
California

4 posted 1999-07-14 11:54 PM

i've often heard it said "that's why men don't have children"...i really wouldn't know about that, but loved your cute poem

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Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

5 posted 1999-08-16 10:18 AM

To the dentist I have went,
Because the pain would not relent,
He yanked the tooth with instrument,
I found relief, was heaven-sent,
No more I'll sing my pain's lament,
In toothless grin, I am content.

Sue
Member

since 1999-08-04

Posts 383
France

6 posted 1999-08-16 10:28 AM

Thank you, Tim, you cheered my day,
I'm glad your pain has gone away.

[This message has been edited by Sue (edited 08-16-99).]

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

7 posted 1999-08-16 08:11 PM

With patch on eye
And hook on hand
A wooden leg
A toothless grin
I see no reason
For chagrin.............

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