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The Maligned Misuse of a Polish Sausage
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The Maligned Misuse of a Polish Sausage |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Though many may take on a biscuit or bun with relish and ketchup atop I have spied my share of sausage abuse Though I've nar seen a Pole Sausage Cop Now what, you may say, have I seen in dismay to form a reaction so bold? To you I will share, and war I'll declare against those to whom sausage are sold. I've seen 'em... stuck in a bum pickled in rum used to spank a parrot poked in an eye taught how to fly incognito as a carrot dressed in hose pinched in a nose named Nathaniel Garret in a ladys love pipe imitating Michael Stipe taunted as so to mar it So now that you know where the sausage did go I hope you will agree That a polish sausage is not a mirage when placed in idolatry Please treat the sausage as you want to be had for reincarnation may be a fact And if you come back as a sausage on a rack you'll want to be handled with tact. ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
whenever a polish sausage i find...i promise i shall treat it kind...ketchup, mustard, relish and onion...shall be my sausage's only companion...then i'll devour with both of my hands...the lovely sausage and all of it's friends  ------------------ Childhood Memories...your countenance...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J... serving wench...stolen hours...devotion...Master...apart... |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
goodly elvira thanks for your praise its lifts me high from a dreary malaise if you, like your namesake, have a beehive of hair perhaps there's a sausage, a-hidin' in there? PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, we're not the same...for i truly use my given christian middle name...my hair, is rather reddish and curly...and don't you call me "sausage girly" you know how to make me laugh Poetwheel   |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Your comments when reported, I'll embellish And eat them up with ketchup and with relish We'll be a mighty pair to make undone if you will be the sausage in my bun! PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
what can i say, i do love eating...come on over, if you like feeding...or lets order a pizza, for i'm no cook...see for yourself, there is my fridge - look |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Though I enjoy this banter we share... I'm afraid that to others its really not fair perhaps to continue and share the exchange send me an email if you can arrange... PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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