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WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

0 posted 1999-09-15 12:38 PM

I sat back really quiet,
And didn't say a word.
When someone said to "cork it,"
It was Long John, that big nerd.

So now I sit a thinkin,
Bout the words I write.
How can I get him back,
In this war we fight?

Content I was to read,
And laugh at all the jokes.
But then he pulled me in,
With the few words that he spoke.

Hey there dovie..."cork it,"
Is what he said to me.
I can't just let this go,
I can't just let it be.

For I will think of something,
Though it may take me a bit.
I really ain't so quick,
When it comes to funny wit.

Soon Sailor boy I will think of something! LOL

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 09-15-99).]

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

1 posted 1999-09-15 12:50 PM

Whtdove, the modest, with a sharp reply?
You guys watch out, she'll poke you in the eye!
Whtdove, with no remorse
will set you all straight on course!

Whtdove, with intelligence keen
will strip you skein by skein
of whate'er intelligence you possess
and laugh all the while, nevertheless.

Whtdove, you deserve the praise
Now go out there and haze!

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Sunshine
Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

2 posted 1999-09-15 12:51 PM

Now, dear Ms. Dovey, put away those evil thoughts,
Don't you know encouraging Toerag is something you ought not?
He'll just get encouraged to write about Molly Moose.
We really should be careful when we turn him loose.

You have been a sweetie, so innocent and pure,
And your encouragement was just naivete I'm sure.
You are, after all, the finest person in this forum,
And rebuking a saint like me would be without decorum.

besides.... I can write lots of limericks about doves... heh heh heh

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 1999-09-15 01:06 PM

Sorry, LJA... you can't blame this on Toe... we all read where YOU told this sweet kind lady to put a cork in it! So be a man... if you don't know how, we can provide you with a fine example *G*... and take what's due you! LOL. Quit that whimpering and quivering... it's shameful! LOL

Great job, WhtDove... go get 'im!!!

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 09-15-99).]

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

4 posted 1999-09-15 01:07 PM

Thanks there Sunshine!!! I can use all the help I can get!

LJA...I bet you can too! Thanks for being so suttle. Be assured I will return!

Thanks Suthern! I need the encouragement!

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 09-15-99).]

Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

5 posted 1999-09-15 01:19 PM

WOO HOO.. post a point for the ladies.. perhaps thats the way this should go.. its us against them Dove.. except for southern .. she's biased. heheh

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

6 posted 1999-09-15 03:32 PM

You know Lucie, I was just thinkin that same thing a few moments ago! Wouldn't they be sorry!

Balladeer

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 1999-09-15 05:01 PM

White Dove you are a friend of mine
And I would gladly help
You snap that LongJohn back in line
He's such a silly whelp.

But men against the women? Dove
You better think that through.
Since you can't threaten holding love
We'd make mincemeat of you.

The weapon women always use
To keep a man in line
Is how they're able to refuse
To let their man make time.

Strong men have fallen by the side
And, I'm sure, there've been many
Who've tumbled when their women cried,
"Hah! You're not getting any!!!!"

But you don't have that option here.
A war would be quite senseless.
For Toe and John and Balladeer
Would leave you quite defenseless.

So save your wars for other clowns
Whose passions you can ply on.
Don't make this place a battleground
That you would surely die on.

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

8 posted 1999-09-15 05:59 PM

Oh Balladeer I heard you clear,
Though it would be such fun.
For all the girls to get together
In a war we might have won.

Though I cannot use it
Against you this is true,
It really is just Long John
In my war I do pursue.

So any help you'd give me
Or words you'd throw that rhyme,
I really would appreciate it,
I'm havin one helluva time!

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

9 posted 1999-09-15 06:15 PM

Boy I was gettin scared there. One war at a time please! And never, I beg you please, never men against the women. I don't care what Sir Balladeer thinks, we would get slaughtered. You just go on ahead and devour LGA at your leisure. It shall be a joy to see. By the way... really great reads all the way down.

[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 09-15-99).]

Nan

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

10 posted 1999-09-15 06:31 PM

This war of words just never ends
You all should know I've covert plans
My dear friend WhtDove rest assured
You're welcome to borrow my sword....

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

11 posted 1999-09-15 07:05 PM

Thanks Nan, I might just take you up on that real sooooon!!!

Andrew you guys probably would get slaughtered! LOL...but that's a different war, for a different time! hehehehe

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