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My Contribution to the War of Words (I must be a fool to post this...) |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Of late I've heard it said That sheep have made their bed With one of our poetic dears Our honorable Balladeer Of animal husbandry I know next to little about But such a bestial combination made scientists shout "Sweaters are fine but you can't wear that ewe No such attire can we allow you!" The long arm of the law they called to investigate Suthern and Long John Silver each had stories to state And they both pointed to a secluded Florida farm Where by SWAT was dispatched to keep the sheep from further harm Surrounding the building the police heard such a strange sound The likes of which only in X-rated movies can be found Not sure of the horrors they would face They prepared themselves to storm the place When finally they came to foil the wooly crime It was not our dear bard that they found making time But the one who started the false rumors in rhyme That silly Toerag and Betsy the blow-up bovine [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 09-15-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And the moral is... never trust LJA when he's trying to save all the sheep for himself! |
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Mr. Cucumber Junior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 18 |
Andrew - And you should see what Suthern does out in the garden! We are all so afraid! Just the other day, my cousin, Mr. Watermelon... well, its just too horrible to discuss.... < sniffles > [This message has been edited by Mr. Cucumber (edited 09-15-99).] [This message has been edited by Mr. Cucumber (edited 09-15-99).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Okay....so Andy's joined the list of back stabbers...along with that Cucumber Sailor! That's okay....say what ya will....but you'll both be in a pickle....when I've had my fill.....and you'll both become dill! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL...The war has begun!! Way to go there Andrew! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
They smile in your face All the time they wanta take your place!! Appropriate term, Toe... back-stabbers! *G* Squash bug... I mean Mr. Cuke... you have mail! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
suther: I'm just not going to go there. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Mr. Cucumber: I don't think I want to visit that vegetable patch. Something about talking squash just makes me a little uneasy. Toe: Sorry man... just couldn't let this one pass. Hey, if it really comes down to it can you make sure its kosher. Not that I'm Jewish but you would never eat a regular pickle again if you knew what was to be found in a pickle factory. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughing  ------------------ "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer" ~Albert Camus |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
WhtDove: Yes I fear I've stepped into the fray but I'm loaded for bear... make that Toe. suthern: I would never stab somebody in the back, I don't care to get that close to my victims. Lady Hoot: Thanks. Such were my intentions. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 09-15-99).] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Finally I've been vindicated!! It was that dairy fairy Toe that started the whole thing, like I always said. Thank you, Andrew, for bringing this fact to light. I am beginning to see why they named a hurricane after you. Well done! |
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Dragoness Senior Member
since 1999-08-07
Posts 513 |
Another participant in the fray.Go Andrew!This was too funny! ------------------ Set you heart free and your mind will follow. |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
ROFL! It's become a regular war zone here! ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Sir Balladeer: I figured it was time to hop off the fence and get into the thick of things. I'm sure I'll regret it somehow, but I just couldn't remain neutral. There's nothing like a good food fight to get those poetic juices flowing. You da Man! And my arsenal is at your command. Just keep the sheep away… I'm allergic to wool. Dragoness: Thanks for the cheer… I got a feeling I'm going to need all the support I can get, because it's starting to look pretty ugly down here. Elizabeth: Funny you should say that. Keep a look out for my next post… it promises to fit the bill. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Am I going to have to exile every last one of you to the Adult Forum where Poet deVine can put you over her lap and spank you??? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Nan: Sorry! I tried to stay out of it... I really, really did. I feel so dirty now. See what you guys did, you got me in trouble! Worst part of it is, I don't even have a pass-word to get into the adult section. My wife wouldn't let me go anyway. If I promise to keep it clean, can I stay? Please… |
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