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The Devil's Kitchen
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The Devil's Kitchen |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Food on every corner A smorgasbord of fat Smothered in deep fried grease The taste is all just that Feast upon this diet Of burgers and french fries Or two lard tacos as Death! your artery cries Health isn't an issue Eat quickly my time slave Lower cholesterol? Laughs the cook to your grave |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
What? No one cares to take a bite?  Title scare ya? What? |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Ugghhhh I despise fast food...'tis truly cooked in The Devil's Kitchen! Good one Andrew ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, I like this tribute to the truly great dishes of the world. There is no greater snack Than a luscious, thick Big Mac. Can't wait to sink my choppers Into one of them there Whoppers. I used to go for Wendys Before it became too trendy SO now I spend my evenings Down at my favorite Wings and Things. Just toss those french fries on the side And I'm completely satisfied. And I'm as healthy as can be, I get my daily vitamin G. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Lady Caroline: Many thanks for stopping by. As much as I love good home cooked food, I'm still occasionally found down at the corner with a grease burger and death sticks on the side. Call me weak and worthless but I'm a product of my environment. Sir Balladeer: Good to know that Floyd hasn't deposited you somewhere in Kansas. As for that Vitamin G? I think its a matter of quality vs. quantity. Carls' Jr. is my brand of choice. Do they really have a Wings & Things in Florida. And if so... What are the things? Some within these hall would have us believe its sheep. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ewe kidding? Mary had the little lamb..I had the double cheeseburger with bacon strips smothered in onions and hollandaise sauce. Yes, we do have Wings and Things. What are the Things? Some "things" are better off unknown,,,,but they taste good. Vitamin G is grease, of course. Does a body good! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hollandaise sauce! On a double cheese with bacon! Sounds Great! We're not allowed to have those in California. Something to do with air quality control... or to many additives...Who knows! Ya know, I've got an uncle in Florida who just loves to cook lamb in his firepit. Must be a regional thing. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 09-14-99).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Oh, Andrew, another acrostic! You little devil! Very good one too! You're getting quite good at this! This was a scream! Yours too, Balladeer! You guys are truly hillarious!  ------------------ Denise |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Good acrostic indeed! Though I have to admit I love my grease food too, with death sticks! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Dsnyder & WhtDove: Thanks for looking in, always appreciated. Yep, that's my second acrostic. Boy! but those things are difficult. Took me three days and several trips to the grease pit to get it just right. Glad you enjoyed. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Grape nuts and yogurt anyone??? |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
clever piece |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
very well joined ARCTIC WIND |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Written way back in '99.LOL What would "they" say today? latearrival |
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