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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 1999-09-09 03:38 PM

When Toerag dropped by two weeks ago,
His left eye was black and blue.
I know Toe to be a peaceful man,
So I asked, "What happened to you?"

"I was quietly attending church,"
My pious friend Toe reviewed,
"When we stood up to sing a hymn,
I saw a woman in the next pew."

"The back of her skirt had wedged itself
Into an uncomfortable place.
And so I pulled it out for her,
And that's when she slapped my face!"

This week Toe came by my office again,
And now both of his eyes were black.
I said, "Oh no! You didn't again?"
And Toe retorted back.

"I'm not a fool, I learn fast," he said.
"I don't make the same error twice."
And so I asked him innocently,
"What happened to your right eye?"

"Again, we arose to sing hymns in church,
And I didn't want my other eye black.
So when her skirt wasn't where she wanted,
I reached out quickly and put it back!"

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-09-09 03:42 PM

And they said chivalry was dead! LOL

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

2 posted 1999-09-09 03:55 PM

Boy, I bet ole Toe sat in his own pew from then on!

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

3 posted 1999-09-09 05:25 PM

LOL...his own pew? I wonder if he went back at all after that! Good one! You guys just really crack me up!!

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

4 posted 1999-09-09 07:22 PM

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

5 posted 1999-09-09 07:28 PM

What a SCREAM!

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Denise

poetFemmeFatale
Member Elite

since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

6 posted 1999-09-09 08:16 PM

Wowee, what can I say, except uuhhh....dont' go there ??? he he he That's kind of a sacred place - no I'm not talking about church either !! CRACK

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I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale

PhaerieChild
Senior Member

since 1999-08-30

Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon

7 posted 1999-09-09 10:11 PM

HA HA HA HA!!! Hilarious!!! Or as the Chaplain on M*A*S*H would say "Jocularity jocularity!!!"

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Words lay dormant in the recesses of the mind til called forth to a labor of love. By WildChild

moonmoon
Member

since 1999-08-13

Posts 277
TX , USA

8 posted 1999-09-09 11:36 PM

ROFLOL...You guys crack me up...Thanks for the read..

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