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The Unluckiest Guy Around
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The Unluckiest Guy Around |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
My luck is the worst, you'll ever know, But I must go on, just go with the flow, I swear that if I bought, grave-yard property, People would quit dying, and that's a sure thing. I could get married, and later find out, That my wife was a whore, her specialty her mouth. Now if fecies were valuable, and that was my goal, I'd been born missing the orafice, I'd have no asshole. My wife would say; "You're my second best lover," And if she were a whore, It wouldn't quite matter, But what she said then, was not the worst, Cuz she said sixty guys, were all tied for first! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-29-1999).] |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
oh poor poor toe, just you come here and lay your head in my lap ....*g* *totally innocent second in line look* grins and hugs |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And to add to all his other woes, he has to put up with me!!! Could one man's luck possibly be worse? And he's such a dear... he deserves SO much better!!! Poor Toe... you really need some TLC, don't you? *G* And so will that innocent looking O&O if she doesn't get out of the way and quit trying to get your head in her lap! LOL |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
LOL Somehow I don't feel so sad after reading this. I guess I'm only the second unluckiest guy around. ------------------ Michael Anderson May Darkness find you all through the day. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
did you see? she thinks I am innocent looking, and wants to give me some TLC...lolol....I knew she liked me *proud grin* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Lovey... Toe gets the tender loving care... you get the thunder like clobbers... now git! LOL |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ROFG@thunder like clobbers....yep....she does, she sure does like me lolol |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Don't worry, Toe. You'll always have an asshole...in fact, you'll always BE one. No, Suthern, he's not such a 'deer, except in his dreams. Actually, I symphathize with you, pal of mine. It must be hell being you. hehe |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Aww Toe! You're not so unlucky. You have all of us! Change of menu in the works? lol...BIG HUGS BUDDY! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ball-a-deer....it is hell being me man. And at least I'm an expert at being an asshole? And I'm damn proud of it too! We all gotta have something yanno?....LOL |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
For once Toe writes truth And that ain't no lie For Toe is most certainly The unluckiest guy If it were a matter of odds Than he would never strike even Toe's a loser in total His bad luck always in season He lost his job His car was stolen He's got a rash And his feet are swollen Just look at his face Just look at his ass Which one is which? You need smell for gas As for a fine woman Not a one he can keep 'Cause his one inch friend Won't look up from his feet And Toe's dog ran away It had begun to worry That his master would do Anything that was furry Toe has the worst luck That much is so true He can't even get a date With Balladeer's ewe  |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You tell him, Andrew! Great stuff! Yep, my lamb turned him down. I asked why and she just said "P-EWE!!" |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Oh poor Toe. I have come to the conclusion that everyone picks on you. I am also smart enough to know there has to be a good reason...LOL. Great job. |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
you guys crack me up. really. I'm serious. *yawn* woops! sorry! (just jokin guys) funny as usual! Keeps me amused. lol. ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Pufalove Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 119Houston, Tx. USA |
Wow....I've been off line too long and traveling too long.......I'm dying laughing! |
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