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And Now a Word From Our Sponsor |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
(Sung to the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man) Call Balladeer's Pest-Control Inc., If ya find bugs in your sink, He's got ten high-school seniors, That are fly-swatter swingers, No poisons to make your house stink. That's Balladeer's Pest Control, If ya got mice comin' outta their holes, He's got ten mangy cats That will eat up the rats, No unpleasant smells to your nose. Call Balladeer's Pest Killin' Crew, He gets fleas off of animals too, He picks them off with his teeth, And he's an expert with sheep, He'll take all the crabs off your ewes. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
hehehe.....too much......ROFL.... ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Hehehehehehehe....both you and Balladeer are so wonderful and witty.  Good to see such creativity and humor not going to waste.Alicat the persnikitty |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! I love the poem... but I have my reservations about calling Balladeer and his crews for help... the cure might be worse than the problem! LOL Three guesses what I'll be singing all day long! LOL. |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
HAHAHA! Good poem! you crack me up! |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Popeye ate spinach to give him those powers.. what does Balladeer eat? Could it be chicken and Toe's fruit? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And his prices are reasonable indeed, He'll talk "turkey" for chicken feed, A dollar a flea, For sheep it's all free, Cuz a little bit of "scratch" is all ya need! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Thanks for the laugh Toe! Popeye. Now it's gonna stick with me too! hehe |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer, please feel free to use this is ya want? |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL, It's just to early here for me to think of a comment so Thanks, needed the laugh. ------------------ Michael Anderson May Darkness find you all through the day. [This message has been edited by Michael (edited 09-29-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: Ya mean you're going to let Balladeer use this fine commercial? For free??? How generous of you! I'm sure his business will skyrocket immediately... you should at least ask for free fruit fly control! LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
thanx all....yall have a great evening.... |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Is nothing sacred to you? You would belittle a man and his livlihood for the sake of a few laughs? True, I'm no academic who gets to sit in his university on the computer all day, making up silly rhymes but I have my pride too, you know, and there is something I would like to ask you....can I use that jingle? ROFLMAO! This was a good one, ya smart-aleck punk! Suthern, you should have me over for a "service" call. I'd have that BUZZ out of your ears in no time! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Excellent Stuff! |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Toe, Toe, Toe, there you go again, making us laugh till our sides split! ------------------ Denise |
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