Neo_Goliath - Stomper of MOngolia

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Neo_Goliath - Stomper of MOngolia

LWF31407
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since 2002-07-10

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0 posted 2002-07-24 06:38 PM

The Horsemen were going over to Mongolia.
Coach telling the team - "They Got a Player over there named the Mongolian Stomper.
ANd he Wants all the Kazakhstan horsewomen for his own.
Just want you to know that."
Marcus Ridley - 'Well Coach I been here 2 years. There are 7 Kazakhstan Horsewomen. 4 of them are mine. I aint about to share.'
Rabbit said - 'I been here a year. 2 of the Kazakh horsewomen are mine. I aint about to share either.'
JOnathan Cross said 'I aint been here but 6 months. Aurora's the only horsewoman here that even likes me. But By God I aint about to share.'
So they went to Mongolia and were about to go up against the MOngolian Rolelrball team.
Out Come THe Mongolian Stomper - 10 feet tall weighed 1000 pounds. 0.25% body fat.
marcus thought to Himself - 'You know I do have children back in the States. ANd they need their daddy. I think I'll give 2 of my horsewomen to him.'
Rabbit said 'Mark, You got a good pooint buddy. I also have a family back in Marseilles. They need me too. I'll give one of my horsewomen to The Stomper."
Ole Jonathan Cross hit that Track. Skating around faster and faster and faster saying men nasty things to that Mongolian Stomer.
Ridley - 'JOHNNY! ARE YOU CRAZY. THAT THING'S GONNA KILL YOU!'
So he came back to the Horsemen Bench.
'Guys. I just want that Goliath wanna be SOB to know this,
(A) I took a 99 Percent Pay Cut to come over here to Kazakhstan and Play Roerball at ten grand a week. I was offered 520 million dollars over 20 years to play in the NHL 6 months out of the year. That's a million a week

(B) KING DAVID AND I ARE AS SANDPAPER TOILET PAPER - ROUGH AND TOUGH AND DONT TAKE NO CRAP OFF GOLIATH!
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(Based on a combination of Jerry Clower's COmedic Routine "A New Bull" and The Movie "Rollerball 2002" )

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