A 'Textured' Pick Up Line (Is it real?)

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Ari Squire
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Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane

0 posted 2017-01-24 02:03 AM

You’re walking to your car
after a long day at the office
when you spy that favorite
little coffee house
with the cute patio outdoors.

You decide to hang out
for a frapper when you
suddenly notice that all
the tables and chairs
are taken, save one...
and there he is, unknown to you,
but obviously noticing
your well-shaped gams
and stellar framework.

By the time his eyes rise
to your expression,
your lips begin to move
producing an angelic sound
that arrives to his ears
in the form of words
asking him if the empty chair
was spoken for.

He replies that perhaps
if the chair might speak
for itself, it would say
that no bottom it had ever served
could be as attractive as yours
in shape or ‘texture’
and it would indeed be a
most pleasurable experience,
for even your flatulence
would be like the finest
perfumes in Paris.

In your silent and coy way
you sit down with the grace
of a Queen and an ever-so
slight tilt of your head.
You’re smooth, silky and
well-’textured’ lips may
have been painted by Renoir himself.

Having now been intoxicated
by your many appealing virtues,
he knows he has to feel
the ‘texture’ which awaits
within you.

He's not a man without
certain talents to draw
a fair maiden such as
yourself to his bed
while maintaining your
dignity as a woman among
women who understands
the ‘textures’ of her lovers.

Loving Linny Jean is poetry.

2islander2
Member Ascendant

since 2008-03-12

Posts 6825
by the sea

1 posted 2017-01-24 04:27 AM

such an elegant poem, Ari, i Loved the subtle observation and the way of any stanza, can you please give me the adresse of the coffee shop ?

have a nice day

yann

Ari Squire
Member
Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane

2 posted 2017-01-24 04:55 AM

Thanks so much for reading and taking the time to reply yann. I know you know Paris, so you'll know the place, as does James.

Le Café de Flore 172 Boulevard Saint Germain, Paris

Loving Linny Jean is poetry.

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

3 posted 2017-01-24 08:04 AM

There are textures, and then there are textures. A man with the observational powers as does the man you described herein need never retire to his bed alone, unless he so desires. Great flowing poem, my friend.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Ari Squire
Member
Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane

4 posted 2017-01-24 03:33 PM

Thanks so much Jerry. It's actually an excerpt from a letter I had written to a gal I know who has a great sense of humor. I call her "Linny". She used to be a "Linda", but she's too smart for having a 'duh' as the second syllable. I like her on my 'knee'. I thought it would be fun to post it because she and I like to have a little wordplay now and then where we pick a word and build something around it. In this case it was "texture". You'd think we'd have better things to do, wouldn't you?

Many thanks again Jerry for stickin' around here and replying as often as you do. You're the pillar pal!

Loving Linny Jean is poetry.

Bluesy Socrateaser
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since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

5 posted 2017-01-25 04:35 AM

The reply to JerryPat gave me an edge Ari. It's an interesting read with all the 'tells' exposed.

BTS

...just bein' Bluesy

secondhanddreampoet
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since 2006-11-07

Posts 6394
a 'Universalist' !

6 posted 2017-01-31 05:18 PM

a very interesting "penning!"

I find it rather 'unfortunate' that all the women I meet in this
lonely world ... are only attracted to the 'bad boys' and 'players'
... with the most glib 'pick up' lines ... Poet-Romanticists and
'nice guys' need not apply

Ari Squire
Member
Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane

7 posted 2017-02-01 04:16 AM

Many thanks for your visit Bruce.
I hope all is well with you.

Ari

Loving Linny Jean is poetry.

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

8 posted 2017-02-01 04:58 PM

creative...james

Ari Squire
Member
Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane

9 posted 2017-02-03 08:32 PM

...and thanks to you James for your visit.

Loving Linny Jean is poetry.

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