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Daddy Goose38
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since 2010-09-04
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obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2016-04-24 02:47 PM



Today in School


Today in school, I learned a lot.
In English, I learned Spanish.
In French, I learned Canadian.
In Cooking, I learned to make mischief.
In Science, I learned to take naps.
In Math, I learned I couldn’t count.  In fact,
In Math, I learned I DIDN’t count.
The only thing I didn’t learn
Is why no one ever helps.

Ya can’t stop bullying; I’t in human nature.

Uno, dos,
One, two, tres quarto
Sam the Sham and the Pharoes
September, 1965
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Jime

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Ari Squire
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In The Phallus Lane
1 posted 2016-04-24 05:30 PM


quote:
"The only thing I didn’t learn
Is why no one ever helps
Well my friend, then that was one of the good things you learned, which is why (and how) you made it to the higher grades.

If you recall when you first signed up here at Pip, you had to face a battery of difficult  questions before you were admitted. Apparently you passed, and that is, in spite of attending any other institution of learning, the highest academic achievement one can aspire to.

Belated congratulations! Email Ron for your mortar board, cape and full-color diploma in 3-D.


More feelings and fewer words please

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
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Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
2 posted 2016-04-25 09:42 PM


enjoyed...james
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