Open Poetry #49 |
Aleins |
Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
Aleins Ya can't tell ethnic jokes anymore. Since terretrial ethnic jokes are now frowned upon ... How many aleins does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes two. One, to order the pizza and The other, to stuff the pizza in the light socket Before the pizza arrives. They watch Earth commercials on the television satellite. They think Earth is inhabitated by anchovies. So how do I know all this? Why, I could go to jail just for telling you this. You wouldn't want me to go to jail now would you? Well on the other hand maybe you would ... This poem is not a real poem. I just made it up to make Lori g. r. laugh. Jaime |
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Ari Squire Member Posts 488 In The Phallus Lane |
Aiming for the right rib is crucial. More feelings and fewer words please |
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