navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #49 » Aleins
Open Poetry #49
Post A Reply Post New Topic Aleins Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Daddy Goose38
Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2016-04-08 10:01 PM



Aleins

Ya can't tell ethnic jokes anymore.
Since terretrial ethnic jokes are now frowned upon ...

How many aleins does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes two.
One, to order the pizza and
The other, to stuff the pizza in the light socket
Before the pizza arrives.
They watch Earth commercials on the television satellite.
They think Earth is inhabitated by anchovies.

So how do I know all this?
Why, I could go to jail just for telling you this.
You wouldn't want me to go to jail now would you?
Well on the other hand maybe you would ...
This poem is not a real poem.
I just made it up to make Lori g. r. laugh.

Jaime

© Copyright 2016 Daddy Goose38 - All Rights Reserved
Ari Squire
Member
Posts 488
In The Phallus Lane
1 posted 2016-04-13 10:09 PM


Aiming for the right rib is crucial.

More feelings and fewer words please

Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #49 » Aleins

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary