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Cari
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Englnand

0 posted 2016-02-20 07:24 PM



I’m Dylan the Villain, well how do you do
Of course you know me, I sure know you
Remember the car keys you lost yesterday
Guess who stole them and hid them away
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I hover above you just over your head
I’m with you all day and beside you in bed
Some call me a Gremlin, some call me a pest
I’m here to annoy you, that’s what I do best
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That important letter you neglected to post
Who burnt your cookies, cremated the roast
That’s right you’ve guessed, it was me having fun
and I’ve just stopped your watch at a quarter to one
~
Who snipped the elastic that day on the beach
The itch on your back that was just out of reach
Your muse is confused, your poems won’t rhyme
No fault of yours darling, it was me all the time
~
No charms can protect you, no prayers can defend
I’m fireproof and curse proof you see my old friend
So together for ever through life’s weary way
See you tomorrow, have a nice day
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JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
1 posted 2016-02-20 08:22 PM


Yeah, well just be forewarned, I'm bringing out the howitzer next time you're around . . .

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

ice
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since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404
Pennsylvania
2 posted 2016-02-21 07:16 PM


Funny stuff, but all true.

Reminds me of a line from an old county song,  from the nutty TV show,"Hee Haw"

"If it wern't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all"

:-)

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