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Mr Martini
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Beneath The Line

0 posted 2015-12-07 01:56 AM


Gleaming straight-razor
A proper artist I know
Shaves clean to the bone

Here's to you and here's to me and should we ever disagree, here's to me!

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10
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Fair to middlin' of nowhere
1 posted 2015-12-07 06:38 AM


Kind Sir,
Painless and quick will do the trick. ~L

Ticklefingers
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Louisiana
2 posted 2015-12-07 01:03 PM


Great shades of Sweeney Todd!

You're not going into the 'meat pie' business are you Mr. Martini?

Funny...sort of.


88's friend

She told me "play one for your supper Danny and maybe you'll get breakfast".

Mr Martini
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Beneath The Line
3 posted 2015-12-08 12:35 PM


"Painless and quick will do the trick".

My dear Lori Rhoden. The scoundrels may have expected such, but to look me in the eye as the hot towel met its mark, the rest was elementary.

I trust eunuchs with all my women.


Au Revoir

Here's to you and here's to me and should we ever disagree, here's to me!

Mr Martini
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Beneath The Line
4 posted 2015-12-08 12:40 PM


Ticklefingers,

Perhaps you'd like one with shredded...cheese mon amie?
Could be, something might be done for that terrible "tickle" of yours. Tamales are a hot item for the street vendors.

Here's to you and here's to me and should we ever disagree, here's to me!

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