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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana 
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surely you can't presume a lad to become totally and devoutly decadent and depraved until said child has been sent to a good school such words penned maybe not exactly like above so I've been led to believe and really why would they lie then again why wouldn't they homo sapiensRUs borne from one of two long ago events God in Heaven bored out of His Heavenly skull (God has a skull?) took his magic and created the universe still bored (one of those days) He made appear plants and water and . . . things on one of the worlds and called it Earth still, something wasn't right ah the image of Him was next to come little egocentric I would presume but who am I to presume made a man which was good uh, but the man seemed somewhat lost as to what to do so He gave man (wo)man ah, that's more like it man figured out what to do PDQ and they've been fighting ever since God has a very weird sense of humor anyway that's one version another version (which actually kinda, maybe, makes more sense) is that we homo sapiens climbed out of the ocean learned how to breathe the air (air may have been different back then) grew feet and this and that and voilà! man man and woman well, not exactly see, we were more on the uh lower scale of the food chain had to learn the law of the jungle as it were tough going still . . . we preserved finally made it up the chain to the great apes oh boy now things were looking up don't'cha know don't laugh didn't-ja see "Planet of the Apes?" jeez anyhow, and I'm not smart enough to explain how it worked but hell way I heard it apesRUs except now we're human whatever that means have we stopped evolving maybe could be we're going backward tell the truth explaining the Creation Crusade and the Evolution Epigone have flat out worn me down besides, I got carried away it's better usually to use Ockham's Razor way of 'splaining things ©Jerry Pat Bolton ~*~ When they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ [This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (06-13-2015 10:03 PM).] |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
"homo sapiens & RUs apesRUs" ~myyy, you've been busy in ur brain, Jerry. (in a good way) Funny, you..grins throughout with just enough sarcasmic-spunk. As to ur Occam's razor theory... "the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected" is indeed symphonic in life! (problem-solved)  I like it!Especially this part: "the fewer assumptions that are made, the better." In awe of the knowledge in a 1200-er, friar no less! be well ~d "..But a tyrant spell has bound me, And I cannot, cannot go.." ~Emily Bronte 'The Night is Darkening Around Me' |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Tanya, I profusely thank you for your taking on the crazy thing I wrote. I'm into incorporating "us" into many different slogans. Who me, "sarcasmic-spunk?" Heh.Heh Yep, I'm with you on the fewer assumptions . . . Thank you again my friend . . . ~*~ When they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ [This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (06-13-2015 10:42 PM).] |
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