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Open Poetry #49

All Things Cow

KJOTT
Member

since 2012-12-26

Posts 87
Canada

0 posted 2014-02-04 09:13 PM

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All things cow may not be consumed safely.
Cows' milk is for cow progeny. Seek not
to wet-nurse the calf and don't Google that
seriously don't Google that.

Leather boots should not be eaten. There are
no nutritional labels on leather belts.
Leather coats were created for keeping
your cowness in.

Cows milk / no percent / 2 percent / 3 and
a half percent / half and half / coffee cream
whipping cream / clotted cream / steak tartar
ground beef / raw blue rare medium well
and every nuance of justified hateingness.

OK so yogurt is good but is still alive
predigested and undetectably cow-like
by your upper/lower intestuary
where flora supersedes fauna
where all that healthy living may kill you
where cheese is pain worth living for
bad karma worth waiting on.

If it doesn't kill you it will only
take longer.

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VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

1 posted 2014-02-05 04:17 PM

This was much fun to read!

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

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