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Tim
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0 posted 2013-06-08 10:18 AM



Heaven to Murgatroyd
Done found me a trapezoid,
Who had went off on a segment,
When he misplaced his congruent
And got lost in an octagon,
Where a quad cast a hexagon
and scared his transversal,
into an equilateral,
So I said, "would you please,
hand me your isosceles,
and never again dangle,
your obtuse triangle,
'Cause it ain't a bit acute,
Nor a rectangle to boot."
That there trapezoid replied,
"I've got a scalene inside,
With a bisector that's fried,
My tangential is squarely drawn,
So this here trapezoid is polygon."

The end.

© Copyright 2013 Tim - All Rights Reserved
Margherita
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1 posted 2013-06-08 11:36 AM


Oh my, this is so cute, Tim! I adore geometry and enjoyed your dialogue here very much.

Margherita

JerryPat2
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2 posted 2013-06-08 01:37 PM


Hah! . . .
quote:
Heaven to Murgatroyd

Great line to begin this interesting piece with and it just gets better and better, and . . .

~*~ What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. ~*~

Marchmadness
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3 posted 2013-06-09 12:57 PM


Super clever and amusing, Tim. Enjoyed.
                           Ida

katahdin
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4 posted 2013-06-09 01:54 AM


loved it!
Kat >^..^<

Nan
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5 posted 2013-06-09 07:42 AM


I SO MUCH wish I'd written this.  It's just what I needed this  morning.  Thank you, Tim..      
Tim
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6 posted 2013-06-09 09:39 AM


Thank you for the comments.  I wrote the poem for my daughter who is a 7th grade math teacher.  She just got back to Kansas after chaperoning a trip of her students to Washington D.C.
Her female students were all excited when they were told they were going to spend the day at the Washington Mall...  alas, not a single Abercrombie & Fitch

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